Someone has to die... Choose?

[MikeTheBartender]

Myself

My significant other

[JamesDiaz11]

Despite the feminist nonsense, it's a man's duty to die for his significant other- if the time comes for that.

Of course, you should only choose a woman who respects and loves you; so, it'll be worth it, but still, you gotta take that bullet.

[ProVox]

I only choose SO because everyone knows I would take better care of our kids; I honestly think she'd agree. js.

[dustybiker]

Neither. We both sold enough girls scout and boy scout cookies to win our immortality badges. It really does pay to put in that extra effort.

[exitseven]

I don't remember a merirt badge for immortality. Mostly just knot tying and first aid.

[dustybiker]

@exitseven They really are rare. Most scout leaders believe them to be myth. I assure you not. Thank goodness, because the healthcare system is shot hell.

[exitseven]

Yes, if Mad max needed to go to the doctor it would look like this urgent care place I went to last week.

[dustybiker]

@exitseven Wait till you get random bills because the front desk incorrectly charged your insurance.

[exitseven]

Yes, i have been there too.

[supercutebutt]

Sorry, significant other. I am too important to die. :)

[D_Bone_Steak]

Well... don't worry babe... I'm going to bang all kinds of chicks just like before you.

[exitseven]

Myself. I would not want to live at her expense anyway

[Rockstarrrrr]

I'll never forget you... Okay bye

[Anonymous]

I care more about myself.

[ShadezMcgee]

Myself.