Do you fart in front of you SO?

[LovingJo]

If so, when into the relationship, did you feel comfortable enough to start doing it?
Do you still get embarrassed?
Do you both laugh/joke, when you/both do?
Do you like that you are comfortable enough with each other, it's a sign of trust?
Do you not fart, in front of them, why not?

[WildCard42]

Yeah my ex was quite proud of her loud farting abilities.

The thing with her is that she didn't smell bad very often so most of the time it was just noise. I was kinda the same way. When we first moved in together she went into the bathroom after I used the toilet and she said that she was "Checking to see if my shit smelled because she can't be with someone who has smelly shit" lol.

I passed her shit test I guess and from then on she farted her ass off in front of me and l farted occasionally, but not often enough that I needed to do it in her presence.

[FunkyMonkee]

Mine tried to hide hers because they'd make your face melt Silent but SEVERELY deadly!!

[WildCard42]

@FunkyMonkee
Maybe she's lactose intolerant or something?

[FunkyMonkee]

No, with her, it was chick peas!

[WildCard42]

@FunkyMonkee
Buy her a butt plug.

[FunkyMonkee]

She would melt that, too!! I don't have to buy her anything, anymore. She left me for another guy and then moved back to India and is now in Denmark.

[WildCard42]

@FunkyMonkee
Sounds like you were lucky that she left before she farted you to death.

[FunkyMonkee]

Thankfully, as far as I know, she only ate chick peas twice in the decade we were together. She might've had more when I wasn't living with her anymore but, I wouldn't know that. None of the ceiling LOOKED green or singed! And the dogs were still alive when she left.

[LovingJo]

Wtf? 😂

[FunkyMonkee]

You'd be AMAZED how badly her chick pea farts smelled!! One night, she decided to spare me and slept in the back yard to air out!! By morning, there were scorch marks on the sleeping bag and quite a few dead birds lying around!! Apparently, they flew through one of those radioactive clouds of hers and never lived long enough to tweet about it! She tried to wash out the sleeping bag but, as soon as she put it in the machine, the machine spit it back out!! we couldn't burn it!! The flames from the matches refused to have anything to do with it!! The garbage men wouldn't even take it! THEY said it smelled too bad!! Good thing the Health Dept. didn't get wind of it (no pun intended), they've have had her condemned!! I thought MINE smelled bad but, after getting a whiff of hers, she made Limburger cheese smell like Chanel No,. 5!! Skunks wouldn't come near her without a gas mask except to ask for lessons!!

[Anonymous]

Hell yes. We laugh. Sometimes we do it to each other. Most of the time we don’t. It’s better to have a girl with a sense of humor and know how bodily functions work.


Men and women… fart. If you want maybe marry someone one day. Better be comfortable around them

[Anonymous]

Yes, I fart in front of my boyfriend. I felt comfortable farting in front of him from the start. I don’t get embarrassed, and we laugh/joke when it happens. I definitely like that we can fart in front of each other, because yes, it’s a sign of trust

[LaBokaChula]

No, I always try to wait until he leaves the room OR I will go to the bathroom and do it there. It's not very good for your health, but I find it to be rude. (that's the way I was raised)

[spartan55]

Yes, whenever needed. My personal policy is once I have sex with a woman that implies a certain level of comfort. So, from then on I fire, away. My ex farted far more frequently, however she had the 'no odor' perk

[WilliamPamer446]

Depends but I wouldn't do it most of the time

depends

maybe

maybe

I would usually try not to probably, but I might do it sometimes. It depends on things

[Fireguy17]

Crop dust SBDs!
Good fun.
I swear she crapped her pants in my truck Sat night, even with the windows open it still smelled.
She couldn't even stand it.
Payback is a bitch!

[HighValue]

No. I find it rude and disrespectful to purposely do that in front of someone, even just a friend.

[MadClown]

Not that I approve but one time I read that smelling your so’s fart boosts your immune system.

I don’t think they really meant smelling literally but passing by it or something.

[Anonymous]

Never farted in front of an SO, family or friends. My farts don't smell or make noise. How about you?

[LovingJo]

Yes, I do.. We were dying it within 3 weeks to a month. Very short conversation about how we both felt about it, started testing the water with it, and Google sometimes when we do it 😂
But I love that you can do it, because that's trust.. ❤️
If it stinks though, it can be a bit funny or gross 😂

[LovingJo]

Doing*

[FunkyMonkee]

No, I usually stand behind her or go into the next room.

[TrueConfection]

Umm... No. I'm pretty certain my husband doesn't think I'm capable. 😇

[exitseven]

I know better. Don;t ask me how i know.

[TrueConfection]

@exitseven How do you know?

[TrueConfection]

I've had a few close calls, but nope.

[exitseven]

hahahahha it is my superpower.

[TrueConfection]

@exitseven That's a terrible superpower! 😂

[exitseven]

I only use it for good.

[exitseven]

yes, I always say "Love me, love my farts"

[NathanDavis]

I have not... yet

[LovingJo]

Is that it 😂

[NathanDavis]

lmfao... manners?

I just never did it, not in front of family, friends... so of course I was not going start to fart in front of the girls I like... lmfao

and then it was just a habit, of just not doing it

[Tennessee_fan]

I have yes it's natural but I don't do it right on top of them

[Havthrills]

I fart infront of anyone. Doesn't matter as long as I don't get a little extra in it.

[justFriend]

I would never do such a thing. And I definitely don't want it to be done. A completely disgusting situation

[Nominal]

And you shouldn't XD even you fucking alone. Go fart in toilet, trust me, you will thabk yourself.

[Dinklex3]

Nope.

I'll go to the bathroom, lol.

[BLP11520]

It's going to happen... ripppppppppppp

[Anonymous]

No, never.