What's the best answer to "honey, does this make my butt look big" ?

[Anonymous]

[Constatine]

Depends on the situation

If my lady would ask. I would say : " Yes dear and that is how i like it " and i huge her.

She knows then that it is really not that bad as she thinks.

But i admit this is a dangerous item because the answer is almost never the correct one. It is a delicate topic to most women.

[Constatine]

hugg her... darn auto correct :-)

[Static_In_The_Attic]

How about one of the following.

1. Not if my eyes are closed.

2. Not if it’s being viewed from the Hubble Telescope.

3. Do you want an honest answer or do you want me to lie to you?

4. Not if we turn off the lights.

5. Yeah you have a little junk in your trunk.

6. Yes!

[Date_a_Snob]

while in town me and my friends with benefits went for a moening run together. I was feeling self concious having just bought a new pair of leggings. He didn't say anything but he did reach over and squeeze my butt cheek while we standing around.

[azgınteke]

Your ass is beautiful, it means she squeezed your ass

[purplepoppy]

No your butt really is fucking huge, is it natural or did you get silicon implants?

[Asker]

Pretty sure I'd be dead.

[Constatine]

ASKER : " Pretty sure I'd be dead."

HEAR... the Grim Reaper is already sharpening his scythe 😳
We all know that is not the correct answer

[AviatorTom]

"Darling, what do you think?" Then I'd walk away before she has time to answer that.

[coachTanthony]

Yes it does honey big and juicyyyyy

[zagor]

Hmm a juicy ass makes it sound like she had a bad burrito. Not a good picture.

[Dargil]

It's unintentional entrapment to lie it insult. If you say No, and she thinks it does, you're lying. if you say yes, and she thinks it, doesn't, no blowjob for you. you've insulted her. So,

You get your law degree and do some lawyerly evasion and say; 'It looks fine' and get off free.

[DummyThiccFeraligatr]

"Yes, and that's how I like it to look."

To be fair, when dealing with many latinas, the opposite question is the trap:

"Amor, do these pants make my butt look small?"

lol.

[Asker]

What if she hates it when I say her butt is big? Lol

[DummyThiccFeraligatr]

A wise man knows how to avoid unnecessary conflicts... ;-)

[Asker]

I suppose lol. I told her no even though it did, I was sweating bullets when she asked though.

[Angelo75]

I'd mix it in a compliment.

Something like... "hmm... it does make me wanna bite you."
And then try to bite one of the buttcheeks, but ofcourse bite VERY softly. (usually she'll jump to laughs and dissolve the whole situation)

[jshm2]

You say "What look you aiming for?"

[Lisia]

"Yeah, but I love it that way" :)

[Asker]

That's a nice sentiment, hope she agrees. lol

[Lisia]

Since when is having a big butt bad tho?

[PrettyCrumblBb]

It is for white women. Even though they have flat butts.

[Lisia]

@PrettyCrumblBb I am one and I don't think it's a bad thing

[Kingofkings1992]

@PrettyCrumblBb skinny girls think having a big butt is bad, because it’s not proportional to the rest of their body. Has nothing to do with race.

[Asker]

I don't know. For her it is though.

[Lisia]

@Kingofkings1992 why do they go to the gym to get a big butt?

[tfan1]

Jeff Foxworthy said it best - There’s no way I’m telling you that! 😛

[rigmarole]

Say, definitely an then slap her ass an try to get her into bed. The worst outcome is she will think she looks sexy. The best outcome is you get some sex.

[soe11]

She is sensational sexualities butt and perfect outfit on her, she should be showing and proudly go out in public.

[Texaskid1]

I say this:

https://www.youtube.com/embed/X53ZSxkQ3Ho

[Anpu23]

"Darling, come here. You are beautiful and I love you."

[ohmyguy]

if anything it be her butt being big... n so what puting soming tighter just make it stand out even more...

its a retorical question it dosnt get an answer

i can't seem to take my eyes off your tits long enough to look

[Unit1]

I will just say "i'm a boobs person, so i can't tell you"

[RingOfFire]

The answer is ALWAYS "NO! NO! NO! ABSOLUTELY NOT!!!"

If you want to get some tonight that is ALWAYS the answer!

[BoopBoopBeep]

"No the three whoppers you had for breakfast make your butt look big"

[D_Bone_Steak]

Even if she's skinny... I'm just going to call her a fat.

[Fireguy17]

The last time I saw anything that big it was painted green and it said John Deere all over it.

[legalboxers]

No babe.. No it dont.. (I dont want to be in a fucking dog house)

[JDavid25]

"Yeah, those pants really makes it look juicy"..

[Anonymous]

Does this even upset people anymore? It used to be if you said "yes" girls would be upset. Now thanks to the Karkrashians, everyone wants a bovine ass. So just tell the truth.

[Asker]

She'd get upset.

[Opinion Owner]

In that case then maybe you're better off complementing her tits.

[driven159]

You say that it makes your butt look sexier what is so hard about that. I guess if your cell phone does not tell people what to say they are lost.

[Anonymous]

“It makes me want to sink my teeth into those cheeks”

[MJtheCoach]

be honest yes or no.. If men go into a relationship with women with honesty she'll never be shocked.

[Wise4myage]

No, your ass really turns me on when you wear that.

[OddBeMe]

Look for 1-2 seconds and say nope nonchalantly like it just came into your head.

[NeverGiveUp69]

Step one: Say yes
Step two: Smack it
Step three: Eat it

[msc545]

The best answer is of course it doesn't! Your butt looks absolutely wonderful!

[maroon_eyez]

Ask her to come closer, grab that ass and give it a tight slap.. she’ll get the message😋

[Anonymous]

"No, your butt makes your butt look big".😆

[Anonymous]

Sheeeeesh, girl. Them buns thicker then'a bowl'a oatmeal.

[Anonymous]

This is only said by white women with flat butts.

[AmeerX]

Beautiful white women*

[Opinion Owner]

@AmeerX if you like flat butts

[AmeerX]

Of course I like the whole women and white women beauty wise are superior in every way. There is no competition and can't people just accept it they are most beautiful.

[Opinion Owner]

Hispanic/Latino whites.. yes. anglo whites? No. 😂

[AmeerX]

What's wrong with Scandinavian white girls? They are the most beautiful.
Hispanics think they are white but really they are just a shade of tan.
Even I am whiter than Hispanics in Winter 😂.
And Slav girls with some tan are also the most beautiful. Please don't be jealous of White Anglo girls. They are extremely extremely extremely more nice

[Opinion Owner]

@AmeerX Pale people look sick.
How are you whiter if you're black?
White is a race. whites come in all shades from pale, light, tan, light brown.

[AmeerX]

I am light tan. Who told you I am black 🤣.
And no, they don't look pale and sick. That's just propaganda against them. Why don't you like them?

[Opinion Owner]

@AmeerX bruh pale skin is sickly looking skin. You're light tan? So you're darker than me. I'm light.

[AmeerX]

Ah, I understand you were comparing to yourself. Still why don't you like pale skin. I did be head over heels for someone like that but I do value character more than just looks. So, I would be preferring a beautiful white women over darker colors if she was average intelligence and normal face. I don't know why but I think they are really better looking. My mom is white light.
Why do people hate you if you like white people especially women of color have the most problem when they find out this preference

[Opinion Owner]

@AmeerX People don't hate me. Is English not your first language? I'm fair skin, that's better than pale skin.

[AmeerX]

Oh, I meant why do people hate others who like white women? Fair skin is great. You might have seen Alsou. She is actually brown and darker than me but I really like her a lot. Shocks she is older and married but still beautiful 😍.
That's not my point. Please give an example of a pale skin of Scandinavian woman. She might have hygiene problems or something else but just because of her pale white beautiful looks you can't say your skin is better than a Nordic beauty

[TiaNour]

yea it does

[Asker]

Even if I get chewed out for it?

[DaBiggestBird]

A truthful yet intentionally harmless one.

[Sparkie460]

Nothing will make your butt look big

[PrettyCrumblBb]

That's messed up 😂😂

[Sparkie460]

How is it messed up

[PrettyCrumblBb]

You're telling her, her butt is mega flat and nothing will help it 😂

[Sparkie460]

No that's not what I'm saying at all

[Taylor_C]

"Yes it does".

[Hispanic-Cool-Guy]

Yes.

[Asker]

What if she doesn't like that?

[Hispanic-Cool-Guy]

Too bad I guess.

[AmeerX]

Tell her you her how that looks

[Finchie40]

Just say it makes my cock get big so you are OK

[BCA6010]

No, your butt makes your butt look big.

[Anonymous]

Yeah, I'd definitely slip something in your drink if I saw you in a bar, just sayin...

[exitseven]

I say it makes it look just big enough.

[DrewJohnson]

"You're ass looks fucking perfect in that!"

[Marklaw12]

What Butt? Seems lost

[KrakenAttackin]

No babe, it's your ass that makes it look big.

[Twalli]

Say that their butt looks amazing

[In_Trance]

I don't think anyone prefaces with Honey

[Guido]

Your butt looks perfect to me.

[whistlingwh0res]

Yea you have a fat ass

[spartan55]

Don't ask me that,

[Bklynbadboy12]

Yes but I love it

[riverrat3]

makes it look great