What would be a good prank to play on my boyfriend?

[Anonymous]

I'm thinking of a prank that will get him but in the end we can both end up laughing. I already know a ''I cheated on you'' or 'fake pregnancy'' is obviously going too far and then all those 3 years of trust goes to the trash.

At the same time, I don't want a lame ''your shoes is untied'' or ''you got a flat tire prank'' that'll be so obviously and he's going to know immediately it's a prank. It won't create the same laughter.

So what would be the middle ground, a good prank to play on him that's not too easy/lame nor too serious enough to cause a break-up either? Any ideas. I can't think of any.

[CuriousKevin_]

Mix Nutella, peanut butter and sweetcorn together, freeze it in a food bag so it’s a turd shape and then put it on his car bonnet/hood. Then delicately put some shoe prints either side so it looks like someone took a sh! t on his car.
Then when he’s freaking out pick it up who’s your bare hands and piss yourself laughing.

[Asker]

Cool, that sounds creative

[MissTrix]

Squirting invisible ink on him! Pretend to be opening a packet of something for food. Soysause or just something ink colored.

Mess up and pretend to get it all over him or yourself and nothing to change into to far to head back!

[Asker]

Great idea