If your partner had a label maker and made the label 'property of -their name-' and stuck it on you how would you feel?

So basically you are their property :o

If your partner had a label maker and made the label property of -their name- and stuck it on you how would you feel?
Good actually I like being my partners property
No i ain't no ones property!
I would destroy that label maker
I would put my own label on them!
I would write 'we're through!' on the label maker and walk out
I would reply with 'label deez nuts!' while making a crude gesture
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If your partner had a label maker and made the label 'property of -their name-' and stuck it on you how would you feel?
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