What do you think about Jesus?

[Anonymous]

[Rachelspiks]

He was just one among many first century AD rebels against Rome, and a cult leader who was "out of his mind" according to many who knew him (Mark 3:21).
In other words, no one special. Certainly not the 'Son of God', or God, or anything remotely similar.

[Tamera952]

I think he's a cocksucker who cheated on me with another guy.

[OfDeath]

He's a pervert, dude.

No, he's a sex offender. With a record. He served 6 months in Chino for exposing himself to an eight year old.

When he moved to Hollywood he had to go door to door to tell everyone he was a pederast.

[Curmudgeon]

(Walter Sobchak)
"Donny was a good bowler, and a good man. He was one of us. He was a man who loved the outdoors... and bowling, and as a surfer he explored the beaches of Southern California, from La Jolla to Leo Carrillo and... up to... Pismo. He died, like so many young men of his generation, he died before his time. In your wisdom, Lord, you took him, as you took so many bright flowering young men at Khe Sanh, at Langdok, at Hill 364! These young men gave their lives. And so would Donny. Donny, who loved bowling. And so, Theodore Donald Karabotsos, in accordance with what we think your dying wishes might well have been, we commit your final mortal remains to the bosom of the Pacific Ocean, which you loved so well. Good night, sweet prince."
(ashes blown by wind all over The Dude)
(The Dude)
"God damn you Walter! You fucking asshole! Everything's a fucking travesty with you, man! And what was all that shit about Vietnam? What the FUCK, has anything got to do with Vietnam? What the fuck are you talking about?"

[OfDeath]

@Curmudgeon classic lol

[Curmudgeon]

There was some hilarious dialogue in that movie! Other examples:
The Dude: Walter, what is the point? Look, we all know who is at fault here, what the fuck are you talking about?
Walter Sobchak: Huh? No, what the fuck are you... I'm not... We're talking about unchecked aggression here, dude.
Donny: What the fuck is he talking about?
The Dude: My rug.
Walter Sobchak: Forget it, Donny, you're out of your element!
The Dude: Walter, the chinaman who peed on my rug, I can't go give him a bill, so what the fuck are you talking about?
Walter Sobchak: What the fuck are you talking about? The chinaman is not the issue here, Dude. I'm talking about drawing a line in the sand, Dude. Across this line, you DO NOT... Also, Dude, "chinaman" is NOT the preferred nomenclature. Asian-American, please.
The Dude: Walter, this isn't a guy who built the railroads here. This is a guy...
Walter Sobchak: What the fuck are you?
The Dude: Walter, he peed on my rug!
Donny: He peed on the Dude's rug.
Walter Sobchak: Donny, you're out of your element! Dude, the chinaman is not the issue here!

[Curmudgeon]

Jesus is just alright:

https://www.youtube.com/embed/Bh4nNdNJ_U8

[SweetDumplings]

I love Jesus he is our Lord and savior I have high respect for him and I hope to see him when I die. When I was little I would keep a Jesus and mother Mary statue in my room and pray to them.

[Arsh01]

Well I think he is the messenger of God and not the son of God.

[jshm2]

A top bloke back in his day, before Christians turned him into a White joke.

[TheSpaceGnome]

I think star wars was a better chosen one series. And thats saying something cuz the last 3 entries sucked.

[BCRanger10]

He is the Son of God, the Second Person of the Holy Trinity, and the Redeemer of mankind.

[zagor]

He needs to quit running his leaf blower before 9 AM. I'm going to have to have a talk with my neighbor.

[Aquariusmystery]

He is amazing. He is King of Kings. People hate Him because they’re afraid of His power.

[Anonymous]

Was he even a real historical person or just a character in a story?

[Cubus]

He was a historical person. He was mentioned in many other texts, beside Bible.

[Opinion Owner]

@Cubus not true, only after the fact. He wrote nothing down, and the bible was written decades after he was supposed to have died. So even if he was real, how accurate are memories over 20 years old?

[Curmudgeon]

Ok, by that standard, Socrates and a shot of other ancients might not have existed either...

[Opinion Owner]

@Curmudgeon correct

[Anonymous]

Nice bloke, good with the kids, just a bit self important and relied a bit on his inheritance.

[Anonymous]

Plagiarized stories of Egyptian myths from 1800 years prior used to control a simple minded bronze-aged people.

[ItsTheNephilim]

He was the second last prophet. A noble person.

[Agape93]

Just another dead Jewish mystic

[FunkyMonkee]

I think it never existed..

[Iron_Man]

He’s God

[TurkishDİxon3419]

I love him