According to the bible, Elon Musk wasn't joking?

[Guy__]

The way I asked this question previously was too funny and got removed.
Just so I don't have to explain everything, see what is known as the Mandela effect.

It hits all, but most heavily the most popular version, KJV.
Among thousands of other nonsense verses that all KJV bibles now have, no matter how old the print you manage to find, they all have this:

So what Elon Musk said isn't totally made up, is it?

But really this isn't a question. I've known they're trannies for as long as I knew about the Mandela effect.

Listen to this doctor who has all the masters degrees and whatever else it takes to treat high level celebrities and politicians for a living. Censored on youtube

Little more on this topic here

Anyone who cares can do their own research, there is lots of evidence.. all oxes are now unicorns.. "Hallelujah" is never to be found in the KJV...

What they call "residue" is what remained unchanged, because even a lot of video content is changed.

Here is something coming from their own mouths, you can also research the 1969 speech by planned parenthood director Dr. Richard Day, who wanted it to remain secret and asked to turn off all voice recorders.

You can argue whether it is caused by CERN and their HARD-ON collider.. And before I get a dozen people say "you've been watching too much of Alex Jones..." yes, I know he mentioned it at least here:

But I only came across that clip after seeing it in the video description, being used to create:

There is that much crap going on, I'm seriously puzzled by how isn't everybody aware.

Let's bring up some LGBT stuff found in the bible.

And I literally mean it, many hundreds of them. I never was a bible reader and even I notice that this is not ok.

You either realize that the world is not all rainbows and unicorns... or call me what 2 Peter 2:16 mentions:

[Anonymous]

The real solution to the puzzle that is the Bible has nothing to do with transgenderism or homosexuality. It has to do with Satan's desire to place his throne above God's, the tactics he has used in the endeavor, and how successful he has been in doing so.

It says in the Bible that the serpent will fool the entire world, except for a small few. Almost a third of the world is mainstream Christian, so we know those beliefs are wrong in some way. This makes sense when we look at where Christian preachers get their material; the epistles of Paul. I don't think I've ever heard a sermon that focuses on the Gospels of Christ, but then, there's no profit in Christ's words.

[Jamie05rhs]

Can you possibly expound on your last two sentences?

[Opinion Owner]

@Jamie05rhs Christ told us that another man would come after him. He called him the hired man, the false shepherd, and warned us not to follow him. Even gave us several clues by which we could identify him. Even so, mainstream Christianity follows the word of Paul as if it were spoken by Christ Himself, despite the fact that he displays everything Christ warned us about.

As far as profits, Christ said Our Father doesn't demand sacrifice, only obedience. Paul was the one who instated the "donation to the saints" in his letters to the Church of Corinth.

[Jamie05rhs]

Very interesting. I am listening intently.

Can you please provide verses in reference to the claims you are making about what Jesus said about the "false shepherd;" and then tell us why you think that person is Paul?

[Opinion Owner]

@Jamie05rhs well, if we start from before Christ, there's the prophesy of the worthless shepherd in Zechariah 11. It's actually less a prophesy and more a promise, but it says that there will be a shepherd sent after Christ who is worthless, and that his arm and right eye will be damaged. Galatians 4:15 alludes to his eye, and Galatians 6:11 references his hand.

You have the warning to watch out for the leaven of the Pharisees and Saducees, and that of Herod, in Mark 8:15. Paul was a Pharisee and also a Roman citizen.

John 8:34 says a slave of sin does not remain in the household forever. Therefore if the Son sets you free, you really will be free. Paul details his inability to stop himself from sinning in Romans 7, starting around :14. If Paul had really been saved by Christ on the road to Damascus, he would have been free, not a slave to sin.

That's just for starters. There's a lot more. But the main question that people should ask themselves is "if Christ said there would be a false shepherd to come after He was gone, why would I follow anyone other than Him?"

[Jamie05rhs]

Very interesting thoughts. Thanks for sharing.

[incorrected]

The issue is with your interpretation. The women "grinding together" aren't lesbians, they're grinding grain... Your minds are perverse so you misunderstand the verse.

[Exterminatore]

These are all easily explainable. In the first one about the nursing fathers, it is speaking in allegory. It is not proposing fathers are able to nurse. What it’s saying in the vernacular of the time is: The kings and queens will be your caretakers. It’s using the symbolism of a mother in how she cares for and nurtures her child and applying the same loving and attentive care to the kings and queens mentioned.


I’m going to respond to all of these below as I forgot the order of the scriptures you mentioned.

[Exterminatore]

The next one again is in the English vernacular in use at the time. This scripture in Deuteronomy is condemning transgenderism. It’s not talking about a wound in the sense of an accident or war wound for example. It means whoever cuts their parts of intentionally with the intention of trying to be more like a woman.

Again, the English in use at the time and how it was used must be referred to, not how we use these words today.

[Exterminatore]

The next one in James is saying to not have faith in people as in Jesus, faith meaning trust.

This is the way English was spoken over 400 years ago. If you were to read English from the Middle Ages you’d literally not be able to understand it. Beowulf for example was written in English. Try to read it in its original text.

Language changes with time.

As bright as he is, I think Elon’s autism is getting in his way and he’s being too literal.

[Exterminatore]

As for the last one, the NT was primary written in Greek. That word taken as far as I know in Greek is 2 different words, but in English we only have the one word for the concept.

[Guy__]

I could have done that myself. I looked hard into both sides. Now it is your turn to look at the opposite side without bias...

[Guy__]

I have previously talked about this on gag. recently I wrote "... the King James was translated in the 1500s, and last modification was done in 1700s... even trump and pence (although pence is plural of pennies, the currency of pennies did not exist at the time, just like gravity wasn't discovered, yet there is gravity in the king james bible) and literally thousands of other fucked up..."

[Guy__]

Just some off the top of my head,
experment, operation, crew, college, liquor, company, mortgaged, senator, gross, snow, confederacy...
what used to be preach is now publish.
as i mentioned all oxes are now unicorns.
Many people have paintings and statues of the lion and the lamb... the lion remains but the verse now says wolf and the lamb ON THE SAME PICTURE!
all wineskins are now bottles.
And the meanings have changed. Was it really spelled Sarai? and was Hagar a real wife?
That is just some minor things I picked up while researching this.
the same way it says Jesus was hung on a tree, not a cross...
I just keep having them slip through my mind... there is much more to this...

[Guy__]

Job 19:23

“Oh that my words were now written! oh that they were printed in a book!

Luke 17.31 In that day he which be upon the housetop and his things in the house...(things has now been replaced with the word stuff.)

Matt. 2:17 - Jeremie
Matt. 27:9 - Jeremy
Other times Jeremiah.
SO WHICH ONE IS IT?

1 Corinthians 16:15-18
I beseech you, brethren, (ye know the house of Stephanas, that it is the firstfruits of Achaia, and that they have addicted themselves to the ministry of the saints,)

[Guy__]

At some point church people should quit brushing it off with spelling mistakes... too many... unless they aren't as addicted to the ministry of saints...

[Exterminatore]

You’re being way too literal here. This is simply a matter of how English used to be spoken. It’s partially why we have so many different Bible translations. Because modern English speakers typically require a dumbed down version of English for the sake of readability.

As for me, I prefer the KJV mainly because I find it easier to read and comprehend the greater meaning than some simplified way of printing English.

That’s literally all there is to this and I can not see your point. It simply boils down to how English was spoken 400+ years ago.

[Exterminatore]

In regards to spelling, again, language changes. Words used to be spelled multiple ways because there was no standardized way of spelling.

For example, the sur name smith, or Smyth both the same name, spelled differently for the reason I just stated.

[Exterminatore]

If you could look things up for yourself as you stated I’d expect you to be able to look up Jeremiah.

This happens with another name, John. In regards to John the Baptist he is referred to Iohennes. That’s Latin for John. At the of the events of the Bible, the letter “J” did not exist. Jesus was spelled Iesvs. The letter “U” also did not exist. I’m learning to Speak Latin so I know this for fact.

The same is true of the name Jeremiah. That is Hebrew. Jeremie is the French version of the name and Jeremy the English version of the name.

I will not continue this conversation. It’s not that I have issue with your opinion here, it’s frankly that this is silly. It’s simply a matter of how English used to be spoken. That’s all there is to it.

[Guy__]

watch the first video I linked, and give me an explanation to that... if he was kjv only preacher, why did he say lampstamps and paps? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_3vfdALpe0

[Guy__]

lampstands*

[Guy__]

ask an elder who memorized the bible... popular verses such as "Don't judge lest ye be judged" and compare it to the kjv which is now changed my madnela effect. You will NOT find one single book where it says the way the memorized because it all has changed (with some residue)

[Guy__]

I know the bible never was supposed to be interpreted literally. But the fact is that mega churches interpret it in such a way... you probably watched the interview clip from 1969.

[Exterminatore]

Actually the Bible is meant to be interpreted literally. Just one needs to understand where a parable is being told, where there is hyperbole, where there are cultural differences, where there is allegory, and where difference in language take place.

You mention the KJV version being the most popular. It actually isn’t. I don’t know anyone besides myself who prefers it because English speakers almost can’t understand English spoken in that way anymore. Certainly people whose second language is English will find it almost impossible to understand it.

[Exterminatore]

Let me look into the Mandela effect further.

[Guy__]

A survey mentioned on wikipedia that was like a decade old now said 40% of people prefer KJV, less than 20% NIV and the rest all under 10%... something like that.

[anylolone]

I wouldn't say the bible is meant to be taken literally.

Just for starters, it start with two irreconcilable creation stories.
And to not say it's just the tanak who's left purposefully with a ton of contradictions, we have the same in the new testament besides jesus clearly indicating "it's all a bunch of parables."

Some might be literal, but very little of it.

[bean2k21]

Hopefully it comes as no surprise that the copyrights to the Word of God belong to none other than... drumroll please... the great deflector of sexual questions, aka Satan. Guess where the word "royalties" comes from. So, remember who you're making rich every time you say "Love thy neighbor."

[Guy__]

You may find something interesting concerning royalties in this video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oiCnrn6LkUo

I didn't expect it but I met one person on GAG who saw it already...

[Guy__]

Because if you search it on youtube, it does not show up in results. The same way you can only find the Alex Jones DMT remix through a direct link

[jshm2]

Hmm.. You're on the crack again, kiddo, aren't you? You're rambling and making little sense.

Also, why they fuck would you even take seriously a philandering gimp like Elon?

[Guy__]

Am I the one on crack? I can do a drug test if you pay for it. However I'm certain without any testing that you're full of atrazine, fluoride, and 1000+ other drugs. (No Offense) (Goofy) (But Informative) Dear Canadian healthcare workers, I have a piece to the puzzle you couldn't find! ↗

[ArtemisSilver]

I didn't have it memorized enough to remember if those were always there or not, although I can't recall ever having read any of those verses before and I have read the whole thing in my youth.

[Guy__]

watch the very first video I linked, at least on double speed. it is undeniable proof of mandela effect. Or see my conversation with exterminatore for more examples

[Guy__]

I'm pretty sure if you called Jesus "the holy thing" you'd get spanked lol

[ArtemisSilver]

Ya, that ain't good.

[ArtemisSilver]

I've started seeing the big picture lately, I've been training and preparing in whatever way I can for what's coming. I even managed to cleanse myself of a demon that was messing with my root and sacral chakras. Wasn't exactly a nice time.

[anylolone]

I wouldn't say "supernaturally"...
Also, there's technically not one version of the "king james" translation.
And almost every version has some mistakes.

[Guy__]

Pay more attention. Or go to the end of exterminatore's thread, I have the same question. Can you find one single copy that says it the same way our grandparents had it?

[anylolone]

Interesting.

[Anonymous]

I hate these D3M0NIC ELITE. I hope they get sucked back into the hell where they came from

[Guy__]

Even the KJV never says the word demonic anymore so...

[OfDeath]

The bible doesn't say anything about Elon Musk.

[Anonymous]

alex jones s bill hicks

he faked his death