Is it possible that everything I see on my computer/TV screen is sent from The Devil?

[Anonymous]

[OfDeath]

Yes. I am an expert demonologist and have deep knowledge in relation to all theological concepts of evil including and especially The Devil.

You have definitely been targeted by the one we call beelzebub, Lucifer, Satan or… The Devil!

He is tormenting you with the intention of weakening your resolve and tearing down your spiritual defences until your soul is ripe for the picking. There is basically nothing you can do. Well, nothing other than one thing… but it will cost you. I can perform a secret reading and ritual which will keep you safe from The Devil in this life AND the next. All I need is $100,000. PM me to arrange how you will pay.

lets get you the help you need!

[sean1234]

A secret reading? Ritual? Sounds satanic. Maybe you need Jesus.

[OfDeath]

@sean1234 This reading is channeled through Jesus himself and borrows some of the purity of Mary. It is very complicated and I cannot explain it to you because it is a secret. It is very dangerous and only a professional like me can be trusted with such power.

If you are being plagued by demons, I can save you for a small fee of $100001.

[sean1234]

Blah blah blah😫🥱🥱🥱

[OfDeath]

@sean1234 Such a petulantly dismissive response can only mean one thing… demonic possession!

But don’t worry because I can drive out this foul entity forever. For a price that is…

[sean1234]

😴💤🛌

[sawno]

Highly unlikely and I do not do the devils bidding. So this comment was written with positive intentions. I notice other people are doing similar things. I'm also sure you came across wholesome content before or fantastic life advice.

So if your genuinely only seeing bad things its time to start following different stuff in your feeds.

[NamerOfStars]

No. This text, for example, was typed by me, and I am definitely NOT the Devil.

I suppose, if you're being very indirect, I might have been sent BY the Devil, but not FROM, and it's a degree of separation, in any case.

[OfDeath]

That’s exactly what The Devil would say! Anonymous asker, do not be deceived! Help awaits as advised in my answer.

[NathanDavis]

my TV usually has only the NFL on...

[sean1234]

How are sports not of the devil?

[NathanDavis]

@sean1234 are you the devil?

[sean1234]

Hah... Praise Jesus who is God, my Father who art in Heaven sitting on that mighty throne.

[NathanDavis]

@sean1234 that's what the devil would say... in disguise

pretend to be with god... and blame the devil on others, all the time...

[sean1234]

The point is that satan would not say that. He thinks he is God and will in the future pose as the messiah who is Jesus, who is God fooling people. Look at the popes of Rome, sitting on that throne, with cherubs like he's God.

[NathanDavis]

@sean1234 you're saying it and you sure are not god, so...

the devil would be tricky... so you're kind of sus...

[sean1234]

You make no sense.

[NathanDavis]

@sean1234 that's what the devil would say... always negative

[sean1234]

If I sound like the devil, then who do you sound like?

[NathanDavis]

@sean1234 like a rabid wookiee

[sean1234]

Maybe not everything, but a whole lot is to some extent.

[strateguy632]

not everything, but some that tempts you to sin is from the devil.

[collie22]

That would be weird

[Astarlessnightsky]

No. Not possible.

[mandyfire98]

There is no devil

[OfDeath]

@asker this is a demon trying to deceive you! Heed my warning and acquire my services to keep you safe before it is too late!

[mandyfire98]

Haha yeah I'm a demon from hell. Crowley sends his regards.

[OfDeath]

@Asker do you see? Demons are everywhere. I can fix it