Search Results: what girls want in bed

GIRL A.
You pick her name: (Adriana) (Alexandra) (Amanda) (Anna) (Anastacia)

- She is absolutely a dream come true.
- Great personality
- Intelligent interesting meaningful conversations
- Funny with an upbeat sense of humor
- Very intelligent
- Loving and caring
- An excellent listener
- Ambitious
- Engaging with you and willing to try your hobbies
- About 80% of what you'd ideally physically want in a partner (has all of the major physical traits, but missing a few minor ones; such as a preferred height, age, ethnicity, or boob size)

THE CATCH: She lives really far away from you (somewhere possibly in Alabama or Atlanta), several hours away, and you can only see her for 16 hours a month; either 8 hours every two weeks, or 16 hours once a month. She CANNOT move to where you are, and you cannot move to where she is. The rest of your interactions will be as a long-distance relationship only.

GIRL B.
You pick her name: (Barbara) (Becca) (Bella) (Bianca) (Brenda)

- She is a "BITCH!" with a capital B through H, plus exclamation mark. (Aka, a "Karen")
- Not a good person whatsoever
- Doesn't care about anyone else but herself
- Lazy and entitled
- Has radical and extreme political and religious views that don't align with yours
- Polyamorous, promiscuous, and queer ("pansexual")
- Doesn't treat you with respect
- Has no plans for the future
- Extremely rude and blunt
- Often times ignores you

THE CATCH:
She is 95-99% of everything you'd ideally physically want in a partner. She looks like your ideal woman. And she lives within walking distance of you; less than a mile away. She is willing to have sex with you whenever you want, is fantastic in bed, willing to let you do anything (legal) to her, and willing to try any moves you want. However, she's only using you (and other similar men or women) as a f*ck buddy and nothing more. After sex is over, you do not talk to her and she doesn't consider you a "friend."

Pick which girl you'd want. You can only have ONE!