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So, following the recent shooting where a suspect shot and killed multiple detainees at an ICE facility and the hilarious picture that the FBI inexplicably shared, I have to ask.. Why are these people so bad at planting evidence?

For context; Here is a link to the story:

Russia attempting a false flag attempt:

https://www.vice.com/en/article/russia-sims-3/

The shooting at the ICE facility:

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/shooting-at-dallas-ice-facility-leaves-two-detainees-dead-one-injured/ar-AA1Ndhsw

So with all the boring stuff out of the way, here comes the contenders for the worst attempt at planting evidence!

Russia:

Putin: "- and make sure to include three SIM cards in the picture."

FSB agent intern: "Da! I will not forget!" *googles what SIM is*

USA:

Kash Patel: "- do you have a sharpie?"

FBI agent intern: "Yes, sir!"

Kash Patel: "Could you write something anti-ICE on one of the bullets and take a picture?"

FBI agent intern: "Yes, sir!" *no idea what people who hates ICE says and is too lazy to google*

Also, for the record, please practice your handwriting next time.