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It can happen to anyone. Sometimes the unexpected happens at visitations and funerals (after all, the first three letters in funeral spell fun).

During a Wednesday evening visitation, I walked into one of our chapels and found a micro mini Highland heifer wandering around making friends with and getting scratched by all the visitors. She was friendly, adorable, very well groomed, and well-behaved. No poop anywhere either (thankfully). She showed up at a side entrance wanting in, so one little boy opened the door and let her in. She was a hit, and brought smiles to a lot of otherwise somber faces. The first thing I thought of was at last, livestock for people like @BigPauly and me.

Someone looked on a Facebook lost pets page and found someone desperately looking for her. Her name is Oprah, she's a pet. She looks like the heifer in the picture, but doesn't have black inside her ear flaps. She got out of her enclosure and wandered about three blocks over. Oprah is now safely back with her family, doing whatever mini-moos do.

What would you do if a mini-moo showed up at one of your functions?