Great British Dishes Part 4. The Parmo.

purplepoppy

This is number three of a series on great British dishes. This week we examine the Parmo.

A parmo
A parmo

WHAT IS IT?

A flattened chicken breast deep fried in bread crumbs covered in bechamel sauce and cheddar cheese then grilled until melted. Most popular in the town of Middlesbrough in Northeast England. Other versions include ingredients such as chilli or pepperoni

A takeaway menu
A takeaway menu
Ive no idea what creamy cabbage is either but an explosive parmo sounds scary
I've no idea what creamy cabbage is either but an explosive parmo sounds scary
Patmos ready to be grilled
Patmos ready to be grilled

MEANING OF NAME

Short for Chicken parmigiana or Chicken parmesan. The Parmo is easier to say when you're drunk and to spell on menus.

Parmo and chips
Parmo and chips

HISTORY

Greek American navy cook Nicos Harris was injured during the second world war and sent to Middlesbrough for treatment. Despite the place being a complete shithole he stayed and opened The American Grill, on Linthorpe Road in 1958. While there he took the American Chicken parmigiana and tweaked the recipe into the Parmo which quickly established itself as the town's signature dish.

Great British Dishes Part 4. The Parmo.
This version comes combined with the other great British invention, the doner kebab
This version comes combined with the other great British invention, the doner kebab

CULTURAL SIGNIFICANCE AND POPULARITY

The Parmo is hugely popular in Middlesbrough both as a takeaway meal and a restaurant one.

This posh one comes with a healthy salad
This posh one comes with a healthy salad

In fact, they're so popular that Middlesbrough Council ran a £100k campaign to market the city complete with banners saying: ‘We are parmo and chips.’ Unsurprisingly this came under some criticism.

Oh dear, best take it down
Oh dear, best take it down

The town has even attempted to get the Parmo "Protected designation of origin status (PTO)" But came under fierce criticism from dieticians and the medical profession thanks to the fact Parmos are usually in excess of 2000 calories.

Its best to jog in between parmos
It's best to jog in between parmos
If I eat this will you vote for me?
If I eat this will you vote for me?
Middlesbrough, Northeast England
Middlesbrough, Northeast England

Despite criticism of the dish it remains hugely popular in Middlesbrough with numerous Facebook and Twitter groups dedicated to swapping reviews of local takeaways.

In Middlesbrough, parmo pics are more popular than dick pics
In Middlesbrough, parmo pics are more popular than dick pics

Middlesbrough has been dubbed the pizza and Parmo capital of the world. An area where many high streets have little to offer except rows of Parmo takeaways and prostitutes.

Outside Middlesbrough, the Parmo never really caught on despite attempts by some traders to introduce them.

GOOD V BAD DISHES

Parmo ready meals
Parmo ready meals

Many health professionals and professional chefs would say there are no good Parmos but it seems clear some definitely look more edible than others. I think the ones with chillis or pepperoni in them look more tempting

This one didnt quite impress
This one didn't quite impress
Neither did this one
Neither did this one
At least its big
At least its big

POPPY'S OPINION

Had the Parmo originated in London or Paris it would be held up as an example of fine dining. However, being linked to Middlesbrough has forever tarnished its reputation. TripAdvisor's list of the best things to visit in Middlesbrough has a field outside of the town as number one and it regularly features in "worst place to live" polls.

Bet you thought I was joking about the field
Bet you thought I was joking about the field

It's easy to see the Parmo as the victim of the UK's North/south divide but it doesn't quite explain why it never caught on in other northern towns either.

I confess I've never had a takeaway Parmo but I was cooked one by a guy from the area once. I found it to be a waste of good cheese and not particularly exciting although I could see the potential in the hands of a more skilled cook.

Great British Dishes Part 4. The Parmo.
A turkey parmo. Christmas dinner in Middlesbrough
A turkey parmo. Christmas dinner in Middlesbrough

Next week, deep fried mars bars.

Great British Dishes Part 4. The Parmo.
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