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because of no section for philosophy

Iam not religious.

I use the thought experiment (still practicing)
there was no one to challenge my thoughts

I imagined the arrival of a "creator" 3 years from now.
He was very snark and sarcastic. I ask him some IMPOSSIBLE questions and he answered it all


1. 2+2=5? Can you make it so?
he said yes, and he did (long explanation, can't remember right now)
2. I want gravity to stop existing, but everyone's cool?
he said yes and did x (he did)
3. I ask him who his creator was?
he can answer (yep)

Here's what I remember though

4. I ask him if the universe is expanding, what can we do?
He said we're living in his fishbowl, that is also expanding faster.

5. I ask him why all evil in this world?
he said he had to go out, his troll sister when on and start some evil stuff for the lulz

6. "I am always lying."
I ask him if this is true or false, he said well do you want it to be true, or false.
If I say true. He makes it so I can't tell the truth.
if I say false. He doesn't do anything, or make me tell the truth all the time.

7. I told him to remove Einstein from reaching his theories,
he went back and turn Einstein into a tennis player. Lowered his iq to 80.
Put some guy in his place without the theories I don't like.

8. I ask him what's 30/0
he asks me what I want.
I said I want the answer to be goldfish.
Then I type in my calculator, and it was. He changed the laws of nature as we speak.
(long explanation in my head)

Noone to argue so I can't remember half the answers. Most of the answers I had this morning was much more in-depth.
I also had to write a poem after lol

This was my shit day. Philosophy section, please.
I forget this shit when I step out the shower.


Thank you

Am I weird?