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One of your ex-bf gets a gun and shoots your husband outside of a cafe right in front of you. He then starts berating you and telling you this is your fault and you drove him to do it then proceeds to off himself right in front of you.

Killing yourself and another man over a girl who isn’t even a 10 got to be top 2 gayest shit to do pic.twitter.com/msMRRfmZpT

— Justin🥷 (@gimmegwop) July 18, 2023

Would you ever date again after such an experience?

Lucky

Probability is biased one Standard Deviation in your favor above what skill can explain. So for example, where skill and normal probability might be 50/50, you would end up with an 84% chance of success.

Time Teleport

You can teleport back in time by five seconds, but only once every sixth second of your own timeline. You can also sense gravitational time dilation to a degree that you can feel the mass shift of an unseen person moving around in the same large room or gymnasium as yourself. Your lifespan is theoretically extended by a factor of six.

Summoner

You have the ability to summon any real life form so long as you've at least seen it in person or on a high enough quality video. For example, you could summon a Lion to fight for you, or you could summon a swarm of bees or Chinese Cane Toads or something similar to fight for you. You cannot summon a fire-breathing dragon nor a pegasus or other fictional life form.

Metabolic Boost

You have twice human metabolism, making you twice as strong and fast as an ordinary human of the same apparent build.

Doppleganger

You are able to create real telekinetic clones of yourself and maintain telekinetic connection with your clones. So long as any clone survives you survive. Limit 3 bodies total. Your clones can be as far away as they like and you still maintain extended consciousness through them. If a clone is killed, you must meditate for 24 hours before you can create a new clone. The meditation is not required to be continuous, so you could meditate 1 hour per day for 24 days, etc.

Healer

You are able to heal yourself and other people through concentration.

Stunned: Very Easy

Minor Wound: Easy

Wounded: Moderate

Limb Severed: Difficult

Incapacitated with Limb Severed: Very Difficult

Mortally Wounded: Heroic

Dead: Impossible

Telepathy

You can read people's minds and share your thoughts and senses with them. You cannot Mind Control though.