Which of these "Weak" Superpowers would you rather have?

[SeekerOfTruth007]

Lucky

Probability is biased one Standard Deviation in your favor above what skill can explain. So for example, where skill and normal probability might be 50/50, you would end up with an 84% chance of success.

Time Teleport

You can teleport back in time by five seconds, but only once every sixth second of your own timeline. You can also sense gravitational time dilation to a degree that you can feel the mass shift of an unseen person moving around in the same large room or gymnasium as yourself. Your lifespan is theoretically extended by a factor of six.

Summoner

You have the ability to summon any real life form so long as you've at least seen it in person or on a high enough quality video. For example, you could summon a Lion to fight for you, or you could summon a swarm of bees or Chinese Cane Toads or something similar to fight for you. You cannot summon a fire-breathing dragon nor a pegasus or other fictional life form.

Metabolic Boost

You have twice human metabolism, making you twice as strong and fast as an ordinary human of the same apparent build.

Doppleganger

You are able to create real telekinetic clones of yourself and maintain telekinetic connection with your clones. So long as any clone survives you survive. Limit 3 bodies total. Your clones can be as far away as they like and you still maintain extended consciousness through them. If a clone is killed, you must meditate for 24 hours before you can create a new clone. The meditation is not required to be continuous, so you could meditate 1 hour per day for 24 days, etc.

Healer

You are able to heal yourself and other people through concentration.

Stunned: Very Easy

Minor Wound: Easy

Wounded: Moderate

Limb Severed: Difficult

Incapacitated with Limb Severed: Very Difficult

Mortally Wounded: Heroic

Dead: Impossible

Telepathy

You can read people's minds and share your thoughts and senses with them. You cannot Mind Control though.

Lucky

Time Teleport

Summoner

Metabolic Boost

Doppleganger

Healer

Telepathy

Updates

8 mo

Lol. I wonder why so many people like this poll, especially girls?

[Anonymous]

I really think I have some sort of telepathic ability. Things randomly come to my mind for no reason I have no idea why but a few seconds later that same exact thing will happen in front of me whether it’s someone doing a certain action, someone saying certain words, song playing, what someone’s thinking, I have even thought of the the exact numbers for lottery drawings just for fun to see if I could get it (smaller games) most numbers I have was up to 5 digits. I could kee going on but most impressive thing I have done was involved with my emotions. I was really upset at 2 different people once (happened 2 different occasions) They did something bad to me but when I thought of something bad about them in my emotional state the next day I get word that they’ve been injured in some type of physical way. The 1st time it happened I just thought it was a coincidence but 2nd time I was like there’s no way it is so I control my emotions beat as possible try not to get upset at people if they do something wrong to me. I wish I was making this all up but I’m not. I believe there’s some way to tap Into this stuff that I do whenever I want to do.

[SeekerOfTruth007]

I'm an empath. If I watch "Fail" videos, i can feel the guy's pain when he busts his nuts on a bicycle or skateboard.

[zero444440000]

that sounds kinda like my mom, so i believe you about the telepathic ability thing.

[LiamJHayden]

Summoner. Actually does not sound all that weak to me. "Any real life form" would include people.

[SeekerOfTruth007]

You're allowed to summon something sentient, but you need to win a Willpower vs Willpower check to see whether you can control it.

for others, in this case I specifically said you cannot summon a fictional creature. So no dragons and no genies or pegasii either.

[msmissydc]

Lucky or summoner is both great. Healer is probably the most day to day usefull though. Time teleport can be great too. There is a lot that can happen in 5 seconds. Worst case become a pro billiard, snooker, dart or nearly any esport player.
In games I always go for the summoner so I guess I become a summoner here too. I love animals and if a video is good enough I can summon rare individuals. Worst case just protect an endangered species by summoning a herd of rhinos or something. There is no cooldown describtion or how long the summon lasts and from your describtion its not only one at a time.

[SeekerOfTruth007]

You can summon up to seven large animals simultaneously, or an equivalent biomass of small animals, so you could summon seven rhinos or seven elephants or an equivalent biomass of insects or frogs or birds etc.

[provokeesmokee]

Oh, man, hard choices!

I chose Metabolic Boost because then I'd be able to eat like an average sized man while maintaining a small femme physique. Plus it'd make attaining an androgynous look easier.

And I'm not gonna lie, being 2x faster and stronger sounds like it'd make my hobbies of martial arts and climbing even cooler!

Healer is neat, too, as I injure myself frequently and it'd be nice to know I can be of help in an emergency even if it'd come at personal cost.

I also like Summoner a lot.

[SeekerOfTruth007]

Nice. This might be my most popular post ever before all is said and done.

[CuriousJC]

I'm the type of person I like to help people out in the most difficult situations. With the power of healing, I could save a lot of death threatened injuries. People prefer to be lucky but sometimes being lucky can cause people to be unlucky. The power of healing and Resurrection is a dangerous best combination for others. You can bring a person back and heal the after. If I had those abilities I would definitely get hit promoted to Lieutenant in the police station cuz I'm bringing back victims who died at a crime scene just to get their attacker to Justice.

[GoodManDave]

"Seriously, I don't get it! What, you shoot luck lasers out your eyes? It's just hard to picture. And certainly not very cinematic. I mean, luck? What coked-out, glass pipe-sucking freakshow comic book artist came up with that little chestnut? Probably a guy who can't draw feet!" - Deadpool; Deadpool 2.

I'd say (good) luck.

Barring that, probably duplication/cloning. I always thought "Multiple Man" had some cool power, though it occasionally made him crazy... and we'd switch jobs so that the clones weren't always doing the stuff I'd hate - I'd occasionally do the grunt work as well... or we'd all clean the apartment at the same time. Only thing is the full time mind share. I would not want to "see" my clone die, and if it's telepathic, then I would sort of be watching "me" die. Ugh. Nightmare city. Otherwise... sounds useful.

[BoopBoopBeep]

Assuming healer doesn't do illness too, which i assumed since it only gave injuries as an example, i picked time teleport because then i could just clean up in the options market and spend all day with my rescue kittens. if healer could keep them healthy, i'd pick that

[Sour-rose]

You won't believe me but I have doppelganger... I do that without trying. Before I got my dreds, I've had people who said they've seen me before or "come for another show"... I've never seen them in my life. And today, my clones are still out there.

But for me, i'd like the summoning one. <3 I could summon my toy glock and play "safe russian roulette" with friends

[TheSpaceGnome]

I pick time teleport. I then go back to before I picked it, and pick lucky.

My luck skill allows me to keep time teleport despite picking luck, by means of a timespace/genetic fluke, I then go back in time again, and pick telepathy, my luck skill procs again, allowing me to keep time teleport and luck despite picking telepathy, I then repeat this process for summoner, doppleganger, and healer (I already have a boosted metabolism).

[YesterdaysChild]

I would rather be able to heal myself. I think it would be a greater power than the rest. And if you wanted to you could make a gaggle of money doing so. But just helping people would be my goal.

[CupcakeTheDestroyer]

I picked luck bc I need that kind of energy in my life lol


Also part of the reason this is so popular with girls is because girls tend to enjoy fiction more than men

[SeekerOfTruth007]

You might like my Neutron Girl book if I ever finish the thing then.

[CupcakeTheDestroyer]

Or I can just read up on Domino from Marvel

[SeekerOfTruth007]

Well, the Luck mutant in my story is a man, Chance Travis, but Neutron Girl is a half-angel and her 4 friends are all girls.

[CupcakeTheDestroyer]

Lemme know whenever you publish it

[panda2712]

I was considering between telepathy and summoner but I chose telepathy as I’ve also wanted to ability/superpower to read someone’s mind whenever that question is asked

[LaFemmeFatale_1]

Lucky, if I had luck on my side, I’d succeed in all the rest of the options here

[iron_ninjs]

If it's for daily life, Telepathy, Doppelganger, or Heal. If it's for fighting Summoner, or metabolic boost.

[SeekerOfTruth007]

These are all really good abilities. You could do well for yourself with any of them.

[iron_ninjs]

I know. Metabolism boost is good for sports. Heal if you wanna be a doctor. Doppelganger for multitasking...

[SeekerOfTruth007]

Can you imagine a peak QB in football with Metabolic Boost? You coudl score like 100 points per game or more.

[iron_ninjs]

That would be how I use it. Become a professional athlete. 😁

[ShadezMcgee]

I would take luck on this one. It was tough, but it was a tossup between luck and metabolic boost.

[DaisyM23]

healer, metabolic boost and lucky all sound really cool

[richardcory]

Luck, time-teleport and telepathy are all extremely powerful.

[FinalFantasyBro]

How are any of these considered "weak?" They are more like really useful anyway I take summon!

[SeekerOfTruth007]

Well, none of them single-handedly blow up the world. Captain American has a 6x Metabolic Boost, for example.

[FinalFantasyBro]

Not destroying the world is considered a great thing.

[zero444440000]

damn i wanna pick lucky so badlllllly! means i be able to win ever yu-gi-oh game i play hahaha!

[SeekerOfTruth007]

Design your deck to take the luck out of it. It's only a 40 card deck with 3 copies per card allowed. You should be able to manipulate the order your cards come in.

[zero444440000]

who said i wasn't able to manipulate the order of cards i get and that i haven't already taken out most of the luck out of it? i just wanted the more luck superpower for the fun/meme of it lol

[SeekerOfTruth007]

Yeah, I know you can rig a 40 cards deck pretty easily even with a 3 copies limit rule. You can't rig it as heavily as you can rig a MTG deck though, so yeah, Luck might help a bit with Yugioh. In MTG you can rig some deck types so heavily that you don't even need to be lucky to win.

[zero444440000]

i this might be an unpopular opinion, but part of the fun in yu-gi-oh to me is trying to make the best of the hand "aka luck/rgp" you get and try to create an opportunity/way to victory, also i have never played MTG before so hade no idea you could rig a deck there in a way so you don't evan need luck to win.

[SeekerOfTruth007]

Magic has a lot of "Tutor" and Card Draw so with enough tutors in your deck, about 1/7th of all cards, you can rig it so heavily that you are guaranteed to win within 1 to 3 turns. Even in "Commander" where you have 100 cards and only 1 copy of each card, you can just play with 13 total tutor cards and pretty much guaranteed a win in 1 to 3 turns. When I figured out how to build a guaranteed turn 2 or 3 win deck using Demonic Consultation and Thassa's Oracle, I decided to quit playing, because by then it got boring.

[zero444440000]

yeah i get you, easy wins like that are no fun in my opinion.

[WhitneySnow]

Hit the wrong button. Meant to hit Telepathy.

[shortster]

I am torn between Healing, Telepathy, and Summoner. Can I summon fictional species if I see it on a good quality show? IE a dragon after watching Game of Thrones.

[Fromdusktilldawn]

remember the chick from Deadpool 2 who had luck as super power? Alone from that I'd chose it

[SeekerOfTruth007]

Domino is her codename, but she's a rip-off of Matt Cauthon from the Wheel of Time series.

[Aiko_E_Lara]

White mage. I can eat as much junk food i want and heal myself

[SeekerOfTruth007]

I've beaten FF1 with a solo white mage. lol.

[Anonymous]

clone or lucky. I could just gamble for a living. But with clones I could multiple my time.