How would you deal with being a vampire?

[D_Bone_Steak]

You eat and shit like humans, except you don't really die, get old, or get hurt as easily as they do. ... and you live forever.

So now what? You've been alive since 1889 and you're just sort of watching humans keep doing the same shit and you're stuck finding new identities every time you don't fit your profile anymore. Stuck in a body and age since you were turned... mid 30's for me... what has it been for you?

Body can change if your lazy you'll get fat... if you lift, you'll get buff. You can even kill yourself by getting fat... just a littler harder and you don't age.

Tell me your plan on now dealing with this lifestyle. It could last a few hundred years... are you really going to give a shit about Trump 100 years from now? Of course not... but what about the wall? I mean it's undefeated.

[Berethor]

Vampires don't eat and shit like Humans, or should I say Mortals? they got it right in the Sims 4, all Vampires body fluids are replaced by blood, they cry blood. There is the 'things I will do if I am ever the Vampire' list on TV Tropes, it's how not to suck as a Vampire. As a Vampire you can become rich by making long term investments, as dying of old age is not a concern anymore.

What superpowers I am going to have if any, depends on 'our Vampires are different' Trope, but being an Immortal has a lot of potential on it's own. Trump's Wall? you really want to talk about real life politics in that question? I am not American but Trump's Wall is a good long term investment, not letting US to become a Third World Country, and you can feed on Illegals, who care about them anyway?

https://sims.fandom.com/wiki/The_Sims_4:_Vampires#New_gameplay_mechanics

https://www.youtube.com/embed/OEi7nQbNDog

[NathanDavis]

I would have a double life... as a rock star

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vFwYJYl5GUQ

[D_Bone_Steak]

Fuck yeah... Type O like shit like a mother fucker. Keep in mind you'll have to bounce out and come back every 10 to 20 years or so to be a rock star again.

[NathanDavis]

yes, every 27... would help with the myth

and then just change the style slightly

[D_Bone_Steak]

Hell yeah... even I went through my rap-rock phase. ... and I'm like a Pantera guy at heart.

[msmissydc]

What about sun? What about need for blood? Can I turn others? Am I the only one, are there a few like me, or is there a whole underground society like in World of darkness? Can I pass as a human, are peoole able to see what I am?

I would definitely focus on mastering new abilities over time. Focus on one thing at a time and try not to forget old skills. Obviously make long term investments that wouldn't be lucrative for normal people. I would probably have some kind of collection. Not sure what but something that can last a long time and maybe even get more worth over time.
Thats it for now. The rest would depend on the more specific situations.

[msmissydc]

Also do vampires have aditional powers? What is the source of vampirism?

[D_Bone_Steak]

The sun is fucking terribly bright, but you survive... it just hurts your eyes. The need for blood is satisfied by eating meat. The blood stuff was fake, but not the need for protein. Whey protein shakes are not your best friend. There is few like you. You know each other when you run into each other... you'll notice first by extreme eccentric behavior. I mean it just sort of comes natural after the first 150 years no matter how moral you are. Oh yeah you'll pass as human... You'll get so much sexual attention from normal humans that it makes it hard not to not let them pay your rent. It's just like a perk. https://youtu.be/7wvLIWe6qxA

[Apple1996]

I'd probably love being a vampire! I'll just be a kinky hoe vampire and have new men constantly coming over so I can bite and suck the blood from their cocks 🧛‍♀️🐓

[Juxtapose]

Reminds me of an erotic story I read where when the guy was finishing, the female vampire would bite at the pubic region and suck.

[Juxtapose]

I would enjoy my immortality and make sure to explore all kinds of things with my extra time.

It's an evolution, an ascension from the short life of humanity.

[Babygirl_S]

I'd probably go and poison a mortal (preferably Henry Cavill) so we can live together happily 😎

[DiegoO]

That would be fucked up, considering I like a good 40⁰ degree Celsius, KFC day.