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I talk to the girl for a few minutes. But like im not interested. Like im almost gay. And then i ask will you marry me after i act like she's funny or smart.

So far its worked well on females who are marriage minded. On females who aren't, it hasn't worked at all.

Another thing I've been doing is introducing myself "Hey my name is...(a comical name) " while wearing something respectable. Then i immediately say something about her body, almost like a creep would do. Works every time. Every time.