What is a good response to this pickup line?

[Anonymous]

I’m no baker but I’d stay up late and bake crème pies with you

[Guy13]

If you are no baker then you do not know how to manage ingredients. I am not looking for a creme pie that does not rise...

[Anonymous]

I thought you would fuck me if you stay up late... you disappointed me bro.

[Lynnfriend]

Sounds like fun to me, we best get started so get that sweet little ass over here

[Summeroflove]

It’s stupid as hell and shows all he wants is sex

[abc3643]

"Thank you, but I am saving my cherries for someone who really knows how to cook."

[abc3643]

Of course, that reply is for rejecting a guy.
And, frankly, a guy who gives a line like you wrote should be rejected for being a classless smart ass.

[maximumpower]

"God, that's lame."
"Is that the best you've got?"