Search Results: what do men you men really want in bed

GIRL A.
You pick her name: (Adriana) (Alexandra) (Amanda) (Anna) (Anastacia)

- She is absolutely a dream come true.
- Great personality
- Intelligent interesting meaningful conversations
- Funny with an upbeat sense of humor
- Very intelligent
- Loving and caring
- An excellent listener
- Ambitious
- Engaging with you and willing to try your hobbies
- About 80% of what you'd ideally physically want in a partner (has all of the major physical traits, but missing a few minor ones; such as a preferred height, age, ethnicity, or boob size)

THE CATCH: She lives really far away from you (somewhere possibly in Alabama or Atlanta), several hours away, and you can only see her for 16 hours a month; either 8 hours every two weeks, or 16 hours once a month. She CANNOT move to where you are, and you cannot move to where she is. The rest of your interactions will be as a long-distance relationship only.

GIRL B.
You pick her name: (Barbara) (Becca) (Bella) (Bianca) (Brenda)

- She is a "BITCH!" with a capital B through H, plus exclamation mark. (Aka, a "Karen")
- Not a good person whatsoever
- Doesn't care about anyone else but herself
- Lazy and entitled
- Has radical and extreme political and religious views that don't align with yours
- Polyamorous, promiscuous, and queer ("pansexual")
- Doesn't treat you with respect
- Has no plans for the future
- Extremely rude and blunt
- Often times ignores you

THE CATCH:
She is 95-99% of everything you'd ideally physically want in a partner. She looks like your ideal woman. And she lives within walking distance of you; less than a mile away. She is willing to have sex with you whenever you want, is fantastic in bed, willing to let you do anything (legal) to her, and willing to try any moves you want. However, she's only using you (and other similar men or women) as a f*ck buddy and nothing more. After sex is over, you do not talk to her and she doesn't consider you a "friend."

Pick which girl you'd want. You can only have ONE!

I DON'T GET PARENTS WHO SET BEDTIMES FOR KIDS DURING SUMMER BREAKS

• My (21) brother (9) is no longer in school but he still has to be in bed by a certain time, usually between 11pm and 12am depending on his dad (47)'s mood. The mother (45) of the house also isn't allowed to change or adjust the rules, or meet up with most other straight men when he's not around, so we live in a very patriarchal household. My stepdad is always (and I mean ALWAYS) working from home.

• My brother is currently sharing a bed with his parents, but that will hopefully change when we all move out. I used to live on my own (for 1.5 years), but now I'm currently dependent on parents due to financial issues.

• I really don't get how my stepdad doesn't like his son being in bed so late, especially when he doesn't even have summer school. All, and literally all of his "friends" (all of which are his cousins, and actually he's only allowed to talk to his cousins and other Armenians) are allowed to stay up as late as they want from ages 8 to 13.

• My stepdad reminds me A LOT like Donald Trump (but with the dementia of Joe Biden). He is crazy, picky about a lot of things, and tends to forget a lot of things until the very last minute (although he acts like he's smart because he works for some big company). Oh, and did I forget to mention, he doesn't always enforce the rules like he pretends to.

• My stepdad can act cool and hip sometimes, but for the most part, he is trying to "watch out" for my brother and "protect" my mother. He doesn't really care about me as he pretends to do, just when it comes to food and only because I live in his house.

• My mom isn't as outrageous or aggressive, but is often an enabler and occasionally a rebel and will let my brother do some things when his dad isn't around.