What do German people look like?

[Anonymous]

Yeah... just wanna know. What does society think Germans look like?

[feral_shade]

green, slimy skin, two and a half heads, mouths on their elbows, which are located on each of their 5 legs.

They lack any facial features and have eye-holes in their mouths, beneath their clover-shaped tongues.

Instead of hair they have spaghetti. which grows from their feet. they breathe fire instead of air, and from their belly buttons, and only on Tuesdays.

They can't go outside because they weigh at most, 5 pounds and tend to float away, even though their average height is 15 meters.

They wear pants made of cornsilk and shirts made of sandpaper and instead of shoes they were thimbles and styrofoam cups on their feet---but they don't grow feet until they're 50 years old.

[Nuns_in_Heat]

OMG I'm laughing so hard right now HAHAHA!!!

[feral_shade]

seriously though, they look like pretty much everyone else you'd find in a multicultural western country... which is to say, like anyone really, lol... i've seen Germans of all shapes and sizes and didn't really notice their heritage until I heard their accent... if I even noticed one :)

[rUinSAYAN]

don't forget the Hakenkreuz

[jacquesvol]

Of course, that's something any American baby knows.

[Anonymous]

forget about what they look like, cause the guys are kind of all hot. look at this! instinctmagazine.com/.../survey-german-men-are-worst-lovers-so-who-are-best

[Ghosty]

haahahha shit x)

9. Turkey (too sweaty)

10. Russia (too hairy)

[Cheekkky]

Wuhu Denmark are number 9 on best lovers. I can confirm this so far!

[Opinion Owner]

yeah, Danish aren't so bad ;) I can also confirm this.

[BellendBob]

That study says England at number 2, have you seen the majority of the men in my country LOL?

[Opinion Owner]

This comment was intended to be funny :D

[Asker]

lol that was amusing

[Opinion Owner]

asker, are you german? lol

[Asker]

nahfgfghhgffgh

[abundantlyrich]

In my sight, I've seen really overweight germs and very good looking ones.

[BellendBob]

The women are amazing, so many of them have blue eyes.

In general they are grounded and their culture promotes females to work less and place more emphasis on them raising children.

It's like a mans dream.

[Asker]

cool

[ironeddie]

Well... the women look something like this.

3.bp.blogspot.com/.../germans.jpg

And the men...

https://www.dw.de/image/0,,17021365_303,00.jpg

Or they might not. But that's what Google told me.

[jointhepatriarchy]

What society thinks: They're bright red with horns and swastikas burned into their foreheads, and they carry pitchforks.

What I think: I think they're typically blonde with blue eyes, though some are brunettes or have black hair, some have brown eyes, or green eyes, etc. There are probably even some black germans.

[aficionado]

I feel they just looK like any other humans. I don't know and don't care about what the so-called 'society' thinks of them, or people of any other country for that matter.

[Anonymous]

Personally kind of like this 31.media.tumblr.com/.../...4VDHe1rl6tzyo1_1280.jpg

[rUinSAYAN]

this is a wannabe super sayan!

[Opinion Owner]

actually it's the closest normal picture I could find of Richard Krupse. The guy is freaking awesome:
fc05.deviantart.net/.../...r__wahnsinn-d4zeklp.jpg

[Opinion Owner]

... and I think the OP or another dude knows which band he is from and thanks for the down vote, whoever you are.

[nickstaa]

Most of the ones I have met have been blonde, but apart from that they seem to look like everyone else.

[Anonymous]

Caucasian, blonde, strong, often getting obese when older (German food is tasty but rich in calories.)

[Opinion Owner]

Hitler did NOT look at all like the typical German!

[haddleduddle]

He was Austrian. dude

[Opinion Owner]

Austria is the country just southern frontier of Germany and Hitler was Germany's Reichskanzler (chancelor, head of state) He was the one insisting on purity of the German race, killing tens of millions because they weren't pure enough while he himself certainly didn't look like his ideal but more like his victims. The ultimate example of double standards.

[Opinion Owner]

typo: Austria is the country AT the southern frontier of Germany

[haddleduddle]

I know geography. I was thinking you thought that he was in fact, German, that's why I interfered.

[Anonymous]

Like a lighter color human being. Two arms usually two legs and usually two eyeballs.

[PrettyBama]

Square heads
Blond hair
Blue eyes

[BertMacklinFBI]

google images should be suffice.

[sibelcan_a]

Humans. They look like humans.

[rUinSAYAN]

half german up here. admire me as much as you want

[jacquesvol]

Left or right half?

[rUinSAYAN]

if you cut me I probably won't function anymore

[TheNewClassic]

Tall
Blonde
Blue eyes

Its not true of course.

[COCOCHANEL]

they look caucasian

[Anonymous]

They look German in my opinion.