Why won't girls admit that they fart?

[Anonymous]

Go one we know you do it, and they smell worse too...

[Applefan1]

A study showed that a girls digestive system produces three times more gas than a man's meaning they fart three times more often than us guys. The study also said that a girls fart smells way worse than a man's because of higher levels of sulphur gases in a girls fart. I am starting to believe this because from what I have seen and experienced leads towards this theory. Girls and women doing massive, long, loud farts that simply reek more than you can ever imagine making a guys farts simply look weak and to think the girl is doing this three times more often to. Girls are simply the masters at farting.

[Applefan1]

So it seems girls fart three times more often and pretty much every time they fart what comes out their ass is way more dirty and nasty.

[Anonymous]

They do?

[Applefan1]

I hate to break it to you mate but not only do girls fart a study showed that a girls digestive system produces three times more gas than a man's meaning they fart three times more often than us guys. The study also said that a girls fart smells way worse than a man's because of higher levels of sulphur gases in a girls fart. I am starting to believe this because from what I have seen and experienced leads towards this theory. Girls and women doing massive, long, loud farts that simply reek more than you can ever imagine making a guys farts simply look weak and to think the girl is doing this three times more often to. Girls are simply the masters at farting.

[Pytbull]

I don't deny the fact that I fart. If I didn't fart, I wouldn't be human I guess. I just don't wanna talk about it is all. ;)

[Anonymous]

because its not ladylike and may spoil your image of us

[Desires]

It wouldn't spoil my image of you at all. It would be quite humorous or perhaps smell nice. Maybe I'm just immature/sick. LOL

[Desires]

What? I like the smell of girls farts.

[Asker]

Lol but sniffer