Girls farting? Guys and Girls

[oneforthetruth]

I am a bit bored with the 'does he fancy me' questions, so I thought I'd havea slightly more light hearted chin-wag.

Tell me GUYS, do you really dislike it when girls fart. GUYS can you accept that we do, but don't want to hear it. GUYS do any of your girlfriends fart better then you, and are you jealous of this fact, and GIRLS, are you comfortable farting in front of your boyfriend/husband..etc

Lets keep this light hearted...

[Applefan1]

My view has always been girls are human to and the truth is every thing with a digestive system on the planet farts (including girls). It is a natural and needed bodily function. This is why I have no problems with girls farting. If a girl has to fart around me that is fine, she can just let it rip as far as I am concerned. Farts are funny anyway so I will just have a bit of fun with her over it. Personally I think most girls fart better than us men. There has been a study done on this and the results showed that women a women needs to fart three times more often than men and a women's farts stink way worse than a man's because of higher levels of sulphur gases in her fart. I guess that is why women's farts are usually much louder (because more gas is coming out), much longer (because there is more gas to realise each time), much more often (because women need to fart more) and way stinker (because of heir sulphur levels). I am starting to believe it because of all the woman's fart stories I have heard. Yep that is right guys it seems it seems farting is a women's talent, they are way better at us than us guys.

[Carping]

I have always been of the opinion that woman are not capable of farting. In order to be able to fart, you need to be able to keep your mouth shut for long enough in order to build up compression for a fart LOL ... JK

[oneforthetruth]

lmao. I have had my male mates think that a girl can't fart so they talk sh*t to compensate...lol

[Anonymous]

I’m comfortable farting in front of anyone. And I fart way better than any man I know, and pretty much all women are better at farting than all men. To knowledge, it definitely makes them jealous.

[Anonymous]

I fart in front of him often. He is more private about it though. I'm sure he don't mind that I do.

[David-NewZealand]

I actually think its funnier when a girl farts than a guy, partly because of the fact its the opposite gender and that you are excepting that a girl is less likely to do it out loud. I find it so funny when a girl farts out loud with no shame and even funnier if she lifts a butt check or something too. I can completely accept it when a girl farts, in fact I would encourage her to because holding it in can damage your insides so badly you have to go to the hospital to have major operations to save your life. Apart from that I would not want a girl to get a uncomfortable and bloated tummy and feel all sick. I don't care if I hear it. I have never had a girlfriend but I have to mention that I think you women are much farters than us guys lol. Did you know that apparently women fart three times more often than men and women's farts stink far worse because apparently women produce higher levels of the gases that cause the smell. Its funny to think that it seems a women can be all innocent looking and the next minute rip a fart that is way louder, longer and clear a room with the stink created haha lol. I am sure you women do a better job at farting haha. I am totally relaxed when it comes to women farting.

[pedro28]

witnessing a woman fart is a spectacle:
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[Brando]

Well since girls don't fart, then I guess I don't have an opinion on this subject :)

[oneforthetruth]

What not even your mum?...sister(if you have one)? Not even YOUR GRAN..(I guess you'd have to ask your granddad that one) =P

[Brando]

Nope. Girls in general don't do that, they just pee a lot to compensate ;)

[Even-I-can-do-it]

I find it disgusting. I don't even want to accept the fact that you go to the washroom. ICK

[oneforthetruth]

Fair enough, likes the honesty...not much else I can say to that.

[Sebers12]

You life is sad, farting, pooping girls are the most arousing creatures on Earth 🤤

[Guy83]

Yes girl do fart. Especially in bed... and it tends to smell pretty gross usually because they are always eating healthy food

[Sebers12]

Girls eat many junky food too!

[Cowboy6666]

I don't like smelly farts... A little sound is OK if it's without miasma... :D

Otherwise girls should fart with keeping a distance...

[decemberxblue]

It's gross and not ladylike.

[Lil_CApALoT]

You is an immature dumbass

[Sebers12]

Another unladylike brainwashed bullshit! All girls farts, their farts stink, girls love to fart, they awesome farters. Stop saying that outdated silly bullshit!

[Tmoney12345]

Farting is great! Let it fly!

[Mark01]

I wouldn't like it when they do it.

[Sebers12]

I wouldn't like it when they didn't it.

[ieatDaCake]

disgusting pigs. Girls don't poop remember?

[Sebers12]

No! And stop saying that nonsense! And girls are pigs that's why they are sexy. There is no more sexy thing on this planet than girl who farts and poops!