Did I respond correctly to this "emergency"?

[ArtemisSilver]

I was on a long night shift as an alarm dispatcher, an alert for fire crosses my display so I quickly call the homeowner.

A man picks, up, shouting and music are heard on the line. He shouts in an uneven voice:

"My dick is on fire!"

Me: "Your deck is on fire? Help is on the way." Ends call and sends truck, idiot is fined 500$ for a false alarm.

Fucking spoiled rich kids, I think I did the right thing. Do you agree?

#antiwork
#maliciouscompliance

You're doing the Lord's work.

Lawl

I'm a Karen

[ChrisOfTheAlienRace]

The correct response may have been to send an ambulance and a fire truck because he said his dick was on fire.

[ArtemisSilver]

I was going for a plausible deniability angle, but that would have been pretty funny to just play it deadpan.

[ChrisOfTheAlienRace]

Dick fires are currently the leading cause of death.

[exitseven]

yes you did the right thing and this idiot got what he deserved/

[exitseven]

Thanks for the MHO😎

[Ezra_lila]

Kids nowadays are having so much fun disturbing someone else job. So THUMBS UP! you did a good job.