If you were president for one day, what would you do?

[driven159]

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For myself I would fire all politicians abolish political parties make lobbying illegal

[WindAtMyBack]

Well, the president isn't a dictator and doesn't have much power to do anything. So I'd order a nice meal from the kitchen. Call up Putin and tell him he's a dick. Find out if Monica still works there and invite her in if she does. Take a ride on Marine 1 (the presidential helicopter). Find out where the tunnels go (or if there are any). I think that's enough for the day. Then I'd collect my $1500 for a day's work and go home.

[OlderAndWiser]

Free ice cream for everyone on the Fourth of July!

[Agape93]

Executive order that dissolves the Supreme courts autonomy, and another forcing abortion as legal nationwide without restrictions

[Sour-rose]

Learn secrets that no one will tell me. Of course, I wanna change laws but can't do that within 2 hours.

[Marshymallow]

Overused question. You could find 1000 of this on GAGS!

[BayTiger]

Build the wall and legalize weed