How do you react when someone starts off with "I speak for all Americans when I say"?

[llorando]

[MCheetah]

I speak for all Americans when I say, I did not have sexual relations with that woman. I never told anybody to lie, not a single time; never.

*I* (MCheetah) speak for all Americans when I say, no American likes soccer. Literally none. Ever. If they tell you they "like soccer," they're either a Canadian spy, an immigrant who became a citizen later, or a European doing their best American accent. And if they refer to soccer as "football," then shoot them on site! And if they try to claim "metric is better," SHOOT THEM TWICE! Center mass! That's "center" with an "er!" Literally no American in the existence of the country has ever liked soccer. We don't even employ Americans on our own soccer team! All Americans love The Weeknd (the singer), and all Americans HATE the most boring-ass sport on the planet, soccer. Trust me on this.

This might as well be our flag.

[WindAtMyBack]

When people use the words like "all, always, never, etc", I don't take it too seriously unless it's obvious that it's hyperbole.

I don't think I have ever in my life heard someone say they speak for all Americans, except in political speeches that aren't meant to be literal.

[MangoBob]

shitzhispantz biden has done it several times, latest was in reference to “ all America wants whats his nuts out of Russian prison. I speak for myself when i say that crossdressing racist blm pole smoker can stay in Russian prison, then burn in hell.

[WindAtMyBack]

@MangoBob

I didn't say nobody says it. I said I don't take them seriously unless it's obviously hyperbole. People use hyperbole all the time, like I just did.

[UCrayCray]

Anybody presumptuous enough to make that statement can be easily dismissed.

[MangoBob]

Exactly, nobody has the right to say they speak for another, except maybe your defense attorney when you’re jail.

[Blackcosmo]

They need to be quiet because they're probably going to lie.

[libsaretards]

I do not waste my time with them because they obviously only have one brain cell left to function in life and I would hate to strain it trying to make them think.

[jshm2]

To be fair, only Americans can get away with something like that. They are all siblings, after all...

[MangoBob]

Thats ok, wasn’t Americans being herded into concentration camp cages during covid either….

[Sandeeppingping]

It's just funny because I've said that once and I'm not even American

[NewsReader]

I listen to what they have to say and make my own judgement or decision.

[OldSchool_Metalhead]

I'd be like "so all Americans are exactly alike?"

[NathanDavis]

I never ever heard someone say that...

is that a thing politicians do?

[MikeInHawaii]

If people ask me what men think, I tell them my opinions are mine and mine only. I only speak for myself.

[exitseven]

I immediately know that they are not speaking for me.

[Roseboy]

"thats the most American thing I've heard"

[HighlyQuestionable]

I respond: Who nominated you to speak for ALL americans?

[RealDaveThomas]

Then he doesn't really know all Americans then, do they. I think he's trolling

[Still-alive]

Roll my eyes 👀

unless they are being ironic or something then probably laugh

[blondfrog]

Like they think they have a lot of political influence.

[MangoBob]

I turn that shit off, nobody speaks FOR me BUT me.

[HeartFullOfGlue]

I'm prepared to find all the Americans who don't agree with what the speaker says

[MangoBob]

Come find me, i got something for ya.

[HeartFullOfGlue]

@MangoBob Is it candy in a white van?

[MangoBob]

Sure

[WhitneySnow]

“You don’t speak for me”

[llorando]

I speak for all Americans when I say "yes I do" :p

[douride2]

Sounds like a BS story.

[maximumpower]

Immediately walk away.

[Anonymous]

Generally I don't.

[SmokinAces2000]

I don’t care