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[Dargil]

Democrats Vow To Arrest As Many Political Opponents As It Takes To Defeat Fascism

WASHINGTON, D. C. — In a press conference held in support of Manhattan DA Alvin Bragg yesterday, Democrats vowed to arrest as many political opponents as it would take to defeat fascism. "Fascism is a clear and present danger in this country," began Senator Chuck Schumer, "and the only way to defeat it is with a corrupt, all-powerful police state that can imprison anyone who disagrees with us politically. If we don't do this, fascism will win."

"No one is above the law," agreed House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries. "Using campaign funds improperly to pay off someone you slept with is the height of fascistic evil, and something no politician in Washington has ever done before. I've certainly never done anything like that. Don't be silly!"

Already, Democrat leaders are calling for the immediate arrests of dangerous fascists such as Trump, anyone who worked with him, and every American who ever expressed support for him. "These undesirables could implement horrible fascism at any time, so we need a final solution for them," said Schumer.

At those words, an enthusiastic crowd of anti-fascist warriors cheered and fired guns into the air.

At publishing time, former President Trump was still at large. Authorities have advised he is armed and extremely dangerous in addition to being fascist. Anyone caught collaborating with him will be subject to imprisonment.

[mommymommy]

Didn't trump once say hillary clinton should be arrested?

[Dargil]

Can't remember, but his supporters said "Lock her Up!" Why didn't they?

[mommymommy]

Right. That's my point. He's saying she should be locked up for "being a democrat"

[Dargil]

For being a felon... Ohhhhh. Same thing!

[gorydetails]

lol, hilarious. The fine line between satire and current society is scary, though,.

[Anonymous]

Under your bed, in your closest, eating lunch at a near by sizzler restaurant fascists can be anywhere hiding in plain site. In fact experts believe there are 7 billion fascists in our nation alone but most concerning you might be a fascist and not even realise it. Here are the most common warning signs that you are a fascist.

1. You've been to a 4th of July parade at least once in you're life. Flags, fireworks and you know what else starts with F fudruckers... and fascism.

2. You voted for Trump. This one is two easy. His election was not just a threat to our democracy but to all democracies and maybe a threat to the entire space time continuum itself.

3. You have a traditional family with a spouse children and a dog. Can you say dog while? Woof.

4. You say secret fascist catchphrases like Merry Christmas, see you at church on Sunday and I'm kinda lukewarm on amazon's Rings of Power. Just come out and say that you are Hitler.

5. You don't necessarily think that you're 2 year old should have his genitals surgically removed, his body his choice.

6. You'd rather eat a cheese burger than a delicious protein rich grasshopper. Every bite you take of environmentally harmful beef is like goose stepping on mother earth's beautiful sad face. I'm not even native American.

7. If you have a moustache or any amount of facial hair.

8. You think the federal government might be a little too powerful, sounds like you might be a dangerous insurrectionist. Knock knock. Who's there? It's the FBI.

9. Here's a particularly dangerous one. You think two plus two equals four.

10. You hire 87,000 IRS agents, issue hundreds of executive orders and tax the people trillions of dollars enslaving them in debt for centuries and giving an angry speech in flanked by military with banners lit up in an ominous blood red hue. Actually on second thoughts that's not that bad move on.

If you exhibit any of these warning signs it's time to report to the nearest re-education camp.

Only you can save democracy.

[OddBeMe]

Somebody didn’t get enough buddy bye time! Are you hangry?

[exitseven]

New York Times or thr Washington Post?