What if Donald Trump drops the soap 🧼 ?

[Anonymous]

Asking for a friend 🥲

[PraviteliNahuiValite]

First, all the inmates gather around him and start making catcalls and whistling at his luscious behind. Then, as he bends over to pick up the soap, he suddenly realizes that he's not in the White House anymore and that he's about to get a taste of some real American justice.

As he reaches for the soap, a big burly inmate named Bubba steps forward and greets him with a friendly slap on the back. "Well, hello there, Mr. President," he says with a grin. "Looks like you've dropped something there."

Donald, feeling a bit uneasy, tries to stand back up, but Bubba grabs him by the waist and pulls him in close. "What's the matter, Mr. President? Don't you want to play a little game of hide the sausage with old Bubba?"

At this point, Donald starts to panic and begins to beg for mercy. "Please, Bubba, I'm the President of the United States! You can't do this to me!"

Bubba just laughs and says, "Oh, we can do anything we want in here!"

In despair, the orange tranny Donna reveals that she is actually a female and it was @bean2k21 who grabbed her by the pussy:

Making Big Bubba wet his pants instantly. This gave the opportunity for Donna to pray to the Lord of the Orgasmosphere, @bean2k21, who came to rescue and spoke to Bubba with a frightening voice; "thou shalt not coom outside of the homemade coom jar!"

With panic, Bubba flees and warns all his friends to convert to Bean2k21ism. He becomes the Preacher and follows all Commandments obediently ever after.

[exitseven]

I watched the See BS news this morning and had to laugh at the sheer giddyness of the news anchors when they talked about the possibilities of seeing President Trump behind bars.

Yesterday all 3 fake news networks gave wall to wall coverage of Fat Alvin and his traveling circus. Not a single one of them covered President Trump's news conference. So much for not being in the tank for the democrats. No wonder so many people have no clue what is going on.

[exitseven]

Thanks for the MHO

[UCrayCray]

Nothing. He’ll be as safe as he ever was in his golden shower…. lol…. gold plated shower.

[Quackthulu2]

I think he will be fine. Can’t imagen anybody willing to touch him for less than $100k

[VikingWarLord]

Watch "THE BATMAN" (2022) and see what happens while the Riddler is in jail.

You can expect the same thing to happen when Donnie Boy is in there.

[call_me_scar]

Hopefully he does he was friends with Epstein quoting " you know Epstein he likes them young" and trump himself doesn't even wait to grab a womens pussy

[Dargil]

Secret Service will pick it up and hand it back to him.

[UCrayCray]

@Dargil
What kind of services do you think the Secret Service provides? 🤨

[Dargil]

@UCrayCray Picking up the soap qualifies.

[UCrayCray]

@Dargil
So you think they get right in the shower with him? 🤔
I don’t know what they get paid, but it ain’t enough.

[Dargil]

@UCrayCray They watch the door and clear the room before he would start.

[UCrayCray]

But in order to “pickup the soap,” they need to actually be in the shower with him.
Somehow, I don’t think showering with the people they protect is in the job description.

[Asker]

Lmao

[PraviteliNahuiValite]

@UCrayCray you still did not respond to the poem @d_bone_steak wrote:

https://youtu.be/s54oGKNKlvM

But it's foolish to believe that donna will go to an actual prison.

[Dargil]

Keep trying. Feel The Hate.

[D_Bone_Steak]

@PraviteliNahuiValite 😂 😂 😂

[Dargil]

@UCrayCray They would likely throw him a new bar.

[Agape93]

Hell be fine long as the canteen carries cheetos so he can maintain his orange glow

[Sabretooth]

He'll be fine... Don't think anyone could be THAT desperate.

[buckaroobradyjr]

Trump will be protected by the Secret Service (likely) and guards behind bars , he won't have to worry about Big Bad Bubba's advances.

[gorydetails]

You’ll pick it up for him since you’re washing his back and stroking him off in the shower.

[Anonymous]

Probably not a good idea to joke about sexual assault.

[Anonymous]

Are you foolish enough to actually think he will do time?

[Soteris]

That is what the secret service is for.

[FunkyMonkee]

He'll make you pick it up for him.

[KostasKouvalis]

He'll be fine. His ass hole is inpenutable

[Anonymous]

THIS is what you fantasize about!

[Anonymous]

Biden will gladly bend over and get it for him.

[Guardian45]

EWWWWWW!

[EaterPeter]

Ask you friend 🙂