Are you able to tell me a lie that's so far out there, but have the lie believable?

[humanearth]

[Anonymous]

This one time I came home and found a large package in my driveway and my yard all torn up. So I checked my security cameras and saw a UPS driver trying to deliver a large package that I ordered (which happened to be a robotic sex doll). Anyway the inclined driveway was super icy, so as he was trying to push thing up, he kept slipping and fell about 3 times.
Finally, he got so frustrated that he left the box right in the middle of the driveway and threw a big tantrum, picking up the dolly and smashing into the ground in my yard.
Then he threw the dolly back in his truck and sped off.

Well, as it turns out, this particular driver ended up killing someone in a hit and run accident. He was driving drunk and high on meth. I saw his face on the news, and it was the same guy I saw on my security cameras tearing up my driveway with his dolly 😲

[Opinion Owner]

My yard, not my driveway

[Opinion Owner]

Oh and his name was Jeff. It's always a fucking Jeff!

[Sparkie460]

I suck at lying so I don't do it

[Sparkie460]

Thanks for the mho

[Msputiton]

I had an argument with my roommate today, and i was so upset with her, that i shaved my head bald.

And dang it. My big ole noggin still looks cute

[humanearth]

Bald girls look cute

Look at Sinéad O'Connor she is a famous singer for her bald head



Well that was a long time ago. She is an old lady now. Matter a fact, They just found her 17 yr old son dead. His name is Shane O'Connor

[Msputiton]

Aww that is so sad.

[leahzrc]

lol spirits told me the world would end soon. It is not a lie but the world ending would be the lie.