So, our Vice President, Kamala Harris is in charge of artificial intelligence (AI) for the entire United States. How do you think she will she do?

[sage2021]

Here's what she'll say about it:
"Artificial intelligence is the way to go. It is the next step to modernization and will be done using our new AI system very soon. Just the name... Artificial Intelligence sounds powerful and will help the people in America, and soon Artificial Intelligence will be all over the world. I'm not sure where they will send me to learn Artificial Intelligence, but I know it won't take long as I am a fast learner.
I will continually update all of you living in America on how my learning Artificial Intelligence is going, and inform you of my progress each day. I must update you daily, because, well, it's artificial, and not real, so it goes faster everyday". Right?
Respectfully,
Karmelia

[FunkyMonkee]

How can you put someone in charge of artificial intelligence who doesn't even know or possess real intelligence? Oh, right!! A diversity hire!! She fits all the criteria! Claims to be black (but is almost as white as me), has a hole between her legs, check; fucks other people who have a hole between their legs, well, she's gotta work on that part (or, SOMEBODY'S part!) but, we'll give it to her!

[FunkyMonkee]

Wake me when she actually starts doing something... besides her Hyena impersonations.

[Sixgunsound]

I think an inanimate object is easily smarter than her.

[Sixgunsound]

Thanks for MHO

[Lliam]

She's like the Scarecrow in the Wizard of Oz. She thinks that artificial intelligence will substitute for her lack of actual, human intelligence.

Seriously though, she's just a sales point-person for the technocratic eugenicists who want to create a Brave New World society in which humans are totally controlled and disposable. The covid, gene modification jab was the first experiment in transforming humans through mad science.

[TrueConfection]

🎶 If I only hada brain 🎶

[Curmudgeon]

Well, if she really DOES play to her skillsets, it COULD make American Internet Porn #1 in the world.

This is a lady who made her political career by becoming the live-in concubine of California State Democrat Party Chairman Willie Brown, and as a result leapfrogging over her fellow interns in the state Capitol building. This is how she obtained appointed political offices, and later campaign "War chest" funding for elected offices. She literally slept and sucked and f*cked her way to the top.

Even the most leftist of those interns, who are now California State Assemblymen and women or State Senators if they were really politically savvy, can't stand her as a result..

[exitseven]

If she does as good of a job with AI as she did with the southern border, the human race will be enslaved by machines before the end of the year.

[TrueConfection]

So close!

You forgot to insert the cackling after every other sentence and you're short on about 5 more, "Rigggghhht?"

[worldscolide]

She will lead us into a terminator esque horror future.. Joking aside. she's too stupid to make any bad things happen i hope.

[RealMarek]

Good attempt, but you need to jumble some words up so a few sentences are completely incoherent word salads to capture Giggles’s style.

[sage2021]

@RealMarek
I'd love to see your version of imitating her in writing. It's hard to make her word salad typing it out on my cellphone 📱. Would you like to give it a try? I'd love a good laugh 🤭

[RealMarek]

“Artificial intelligence is the way to go. It’s the next step to modernization and will be done using our new AI system very soon. Just the name... Artificial Intelligence sounds powerful and will help the people in America. I mean, come on people! We’re talking about computers as intelligent as we are, and we need to understand where we’ve been to know where we’re going. I'm not sure where they will send me to learn Artificial Intelligence, but I know who I am, as we will all know when we get there. I will continually update all of you living in America on how my learning Artificial Intelligence is going, and inform you of my progress each day. I must update you daily, because, well, I was watching the movie Squid Games, and it typifies our culture’s relationship with AI.”

[sage2021]

@RealMarek
Very Good! 🏆

[RealMarek]

Thanks, lol

[EpicSnail]

Here is her actual statement. Not fantastic, but not the parody you suggested either:
www.whitehouse.gov/.../

[OlderAndWiser]

She is the epitome of moron.

[Curmudgeon]

But she IS clever at whoring.

[Avicenna]

Given that she did nothing about the border with Mexico she was assigned to fix and has no background in anything related to AI, I would hold out zero hope for her.

[Andres77]

She'll be dominated and do everything the AI says... like the idiot bimbo she already is.

[In_Trance]

This seems like the technological equivalent of being in charge of basket weaving

[Likes2drive]

Don’t they watch terminator movies, look at what happened with Skynet

[tfan1]

Skynet in the Very near future I’m afraid 😡🤬

[ginalee92]

She dosent have any intelligence.

[Pterodon]

Horrible like everything else

[Fuentes]

Well good bye to A. I lol

[chico800]

That sounds about right.

[Anonymous]

We are all going to die a horrible death?