If Trump was thrown in jail, well, his supporters might just have to find a new meat missile to worship, perhaps the spicy stick of Pence or the love log of Giuliani. They could also resort to the one-eyed trouser snake of Steve Bannon or the purple-headed yogurt slinger of Roger Stone to satisfy their political cravings. Alternatively, they could turn to the love lance of Ted Cruz or the pork sword of Mitch McConnell for some conservative comfort. Or they could turn to the banger of booty calls and call on Stormy Daniels. But let's be real, without their commander-in-chief, their beef bayonet might just become a limp lap lizard of disappointment.
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I got a better question. What would they do if Trump wins the next election in jail. Do they deny him the presidency? Not that I think this will happen. I don't think Trump gets elected again. But it could! And I never thought he'd get elected the first time. So it COULD conceivably happen.
Probably try to get him out. Do a mass protest. But I hope other former presidents get arrested as well
if Trump got thrown in jail it would confirm a lot of people's fears about the federal government.
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Make a lot of noise, throw tantrums, flood social media with threats, but otherwise nothing.
Take your meds and act like a normal human.
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