Did anyone hear about sharks being on cocaine? I heard something on the news about it but I'm unclear about what is actually known. Does anyone know?

[Wallythewalrus]

All I know, that if it's true, the last thing this country needs are a bunch of coked up super hyper sharks swimming off shore!

[Billlewis]

No. Why, is there going to be an event at the white powder house that they're considering inviting some of them to?

[Slingblade1126]

Put you undersized speedo and your wife beater on, jump in and party with them! You have enough money to keep the coke flowing to keep 'em happy.

[Wallythewalrus]

I can't wear my speedo's in public. When they get wet, it's really hard to keep my balls hidden.

[LazerBean]

I've heard something but not much. Hoping that will be okay for our fishing trip

[mandyfire98]

No but I saw a movie called Cocaine Bear. It was hilarious.

[NamerOfStars]

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