If President Biden would call you for suggestions?

[Surely]

If Joe Biden were to call you and say that he is running out of things to do to divide and ruin the United States. What would you suggest to him to do?
Biden and his advisers seem to be doing a terrific job up to this point.

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Just looking for responses from the taxpayers and voters of the United States!

[Реrverted_Сreeр]

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As for thy query regarding the announcement of President Biden's intention to run for re-election, let me say this: it matters not whether he doth make his proclamation by video or in person, for what truly matters is the sincerity and conviction of his heart. If he be truly committed to serving the people and upholding the values of righteousness and justice, then he shall surely prevail, whether in debate or in election.

And as for whether I would vote for him, I cannot say for certain, for I am but a humble servant of the Holy Master Orgasmos and his only begotten basyarch child of the Orgasmosphere @BoobSlayer, and my allegiance lies first and foremost with his divine will. But let us pray that whosoever may be chosen to lead our nation in the coming days, may they be guided by the light of truth and wisdom, and may they strive always to do what is right and just in the eyes of the Lord. Amen.

[Stacey55666]

1. Keep shitting on people in America that are going through a horrible disaster.

2. Keep funneling money to Ukraine that is nothing but a money laundering scheme.

3. Keep lying about past jobs he's had. He needs to bump that up and talk about his years working at NASA and landing on the moon.

4. Continue to sniff little girls' hair.

5. Continue to lie about everything.

6. Keep being a racist.

[Stacey55666]

Thanks for the MHO

[Jamie05rhs]

1. Mandate gender transitions for all children (except for immigrants.)

2. Give UBI to sex workers (but no one else).

3. Put the descendants of slave owners in concentration camps.

4. Provide free housing for all former drug dealers (but no one else. Only those convicted of drug offenses.)

5. Remove the voting rights of all police officers.

6. Make rape victims live with their attackers in order to gain better "understanding" of their "feelings."

[Jamie05rhs]

Thanks for the MHO.

[Soteris]

Biden is not doing "divide and conquer". If anything he is shutting up and providing results, the problem is that no one fucking notices if you do a good job if you dont later tell them about it. Biden needs some serious help in messaging to get his achievements out.

[Surely]

@Soteris. May I ask which city that you live in or near?

[Soteris]

No. I see no reason to answer that.

[Avicenna]

Soteris is a hardcore leftist Swede who hates the US.

[Surely]

@Avicenna Didn’t realize that. So he isn’t effected by any of Biden’s decisions. Thank you.

[Avicenna]

You're welcome

[Soteris]

Not entirely true. He is boring and I honestly mostly use American politics for the entertainment value. It was a lot more fun when Trump was president even if he was actively blowing up his own country, or perhaps because of it.

[peedy]

I'd tell him to resign and admit that he and his fellow democrats stole the election "we cheated" and that Trump is to right President and Trump was right about everything Trump told the truth while democrats lied and cheated
In short tell him to be honest and start telling we the people the damn truth

[Surely]

@peedy Unfortunately, next in line is probably worse!

[Miah05]

I would tell him good.

Time for both parties to come together and bring us back.

This is ridiculous how both sides play us into hating the other party and their voters

[AviatorTom]

Dear Joe... Why don't you take a permanent vacation and let Ms Harris run things. We are all wondering if she can do a better job than you've done... if you know what we mean.

[genericname85]

i'd advise him to step back and go to a retirement home. like i don't care whether you're democrat or republican, this man is not fit to be a president for anyone.

[exitseven]

I would tell him to start shipping Ukrainians to America and sign them all up for welfare

[JoeMichael67]

I'd tell him not to run again and endorse RFK.

[Anonymous]

Your question implies that he can use a phone without help, which is highly unlikely.

[gorydetails]

I’d say a few more wars are in order.