Would you do 5 years of hard time for a 5 million dollar check when you get out?

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ChicoFromThe305 · Accepted Answer

Yes simply cause a million annually is like 5 times more the whay a doctor makes a year, all to freeload from the government and people's taxes for 5 years, kinda sounds like a win win tbh

JayBones2469 · Accepted Answer

I grew up in Philly. Prison is a lunch break and 5 million dollars is 76 years of my wages.

HawkPerception · Answer

5 years is a long time. A lot can change in that time. If most people use most of their time productively, we'd all be millionaires in 5 years time. The tough part is staying consistently productive and working smart.

That being said... let's say you live 85 years. 5 years would be about 6% of your life. 6% of your whole life is a long time. It's not just about the potential for how much you can make, but all the experiences you could have had. Vacation, dates/being in a relationship, family time, hobbies, etc. There's just too much life you'll never get back.

I won't do that 5 years.

libsaretards · Answer

Yes, as long as I can hide the fact I am a former Corrections Officer. I've had family members locked up and heard their stories. That combined with what I saw as a CO gives me a decent chance of survival in there. Again as long as the other offenders did not learn I was a CO. If they learned that, there would be no hope of survival for me.

electromagnetic · Answer

Coach you crazy.  you know what they do to girls like me? We become lesbians… yeah, where do I sign up for this reform program?

CheeseMonster · Answer

No. I have a life, and pets, and medication I likely wouldn't be able to get in prison in my state. I'm also more than average risk of being targeted in there. No thanks. I'll take my chances on the outside.

Brainsbeforebeauty · Answer

Nah I’m not going to wind up as Big Bertha’s prison bitch for any amount of money 🤣

Wiredone · Answer

HELL NO COACH. How do I know I wouldn't get killed the first day I was there. Or worse yet, I'd probably get killed an hour before I was going to be released. Big pass for me

genericname85 · Answer

will it be publicly known that i only did it for the money or will i have to live with the prison stigma?

Anonymous · Answer

It's not the incarceration I have a problem with. It's the animals I'd be locked up with. It's the little things. The fact that I'd have to share underwear with them.🤣

If you asked me this 30 years. Ago I might've considered it. 5 million dollars just isn't that much money to me anymore. Certainly not worth 5 years. of my life in a cage.

Lynx122 · Answer

No my life is way too good already to do this. And I don't wanna lose out on 5 years of life experience and development and the chance to travel.

Miristheiss · Answer

No. I have a wife, 2 kids and I have a nice home and good investments. My future is fine the way it is. No need to do that nonsense and not see my family for 5 years.

Unit1 · Answer

I was forced to do like all my young years for my abusive parents and doing useless stuff for degrees and career and i felt i got out when i was 27 years old.

Where's my 10 million? I have discounted it on purpose.

goaded · Answer

The UK coast guard caught a man with a literal boat load of drugs. They asked him what he did for a living, and he said "I'm a drug smuggler". He got sentenced to a few years, but it's unlikely it was his first trip, so he probably had an income of a million or more a year while in prison.

dolemite58 · Answer

There’s no guarantee you’ll get out in 5, u could get hit with a life sentence just for trying to defend yourself.

82lynx · Answer

I doubt I would survive five hours. Prisons today don’t have the camaraderie of the Cool Hand Luke gang, and I can’t take as much physical labour as I used to.

TommyMountainFigure · Answer

If I was going to do hard time in Prison, it wouldn't be for money. No It would be to rid the world of some of it's most evil terrorists!

molonski2 · Answer

Hmmm -- Do I get to keep my current asset base? And do I get to select my prison?  Plus , can I earn money while still inside?

midnightmoon05 · Answer

What’s your obsession with money and jail? Lol… no…. I’ll live with less money and be free much happier being free

handsomelad70 · Answer

No, because the Big Bossman (the late WCW/WWE/WWF wrestler Raymond W. Traylor) died in 2004 at age 41. Besides I've had relatives serve hard time, and they told me it's just that- VERY HARD TIME !!!

IslaTheWitch · Answer

no, thank you, 5 years is a long time, you can earn your money without being in such place

NathanDavis · Answer

only if I were desperate... and the money went to a very good cause

Dinklex3 · Answer

Nah. 5 years is a long time. Maybe a month.

BoopBoopBeep · Answer

And miss out on my rescue kittens? Not for 50 million.

worldscolide · Answer

No, never. I've been to jail twice in my youth.. Never ever will I ever subject my self to they kind of captivity.

Anonymous · Answer

Uh a classic one.. Now the sum increased to 5 million dollars though

Hispanic-Cool-Guy · Answer

Sounds tempting to yes, but being up and around dangerous criminals for the sake of money is very dangerous and can seriously backfire. I voted no.

exitseven · Answer

no, at my age I would rather have the 5 years.

Alex-Snow · Answer

You can't get those 5 years back that were missed in your life... so no!

loveslongnails · Answer

No freaking way. Not for any amount of money.

Siri137 · Answer

No I wouldn't, if only because by the time I got out five million dollars wouldn't be worth much anymore anyway.

lorenzomichael · Answer

Fuck yeah I'd do it no problem. It's not like I haven't been to prison before.

Jay-_- · Answer

Will they put the money in my bank while I'm locked up or after I'm finished with the time?

Lara_Croft · Answer

time value of money... by the time you get out it's no longer $5mill

OfMiceandMen · Answer

I would pass on that. No amount of money is worth missing 5 years of your life in prison.

Simslover92 · Answer

Hell no. Totally not worth it.

Bricealan · Answer

No, Coach, ... you crazy? LOLOL

euniestars · Answer

don’t prisoners like kill each other

douride2 · Answer

What have you been smoking there Coach?

Agape93 · Answer

Hell yeah

sheikalana · Answer

5 million doesn't even seem enough.

Kingofkings1992 · Answer

I’ll take the time

jahaims · Answer

Nope..

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