"For the life of me, I do not understand how you can go to the trouble of campaigning, raising money, going to events, talking to people, coming to this town as a member of a party who allegedly stands for something... and then do nothing about it…One thing: I want my Republican colleagues to give me one thing—one—that I can go campaign on and say we did. One!” (US Rep. Chip Roy (R-TX)...11/13/23
Like they say: not much is left of the GOP except hatred of liberals.
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You know, just yesterday I was soaring through the skies above Texas, minding my own business and looking out for vulnerable women, when suddenly I caught sight of a young lady of negotiable affection tied up in some bushes off the side of the highway. She looked distressed, her mascara running down her face as she struggled against her restraints. And I knew immediately what had happened - some lowlife must have taken advantage of her vulnerability and left her high and dry. Typical bullshit behavior if you ask me.
But never fear, because here comes yours truly, ready to dispense justice and rescue our fair maiden! I circled around overhead, eyeing the situation carefully before deciding upon the best course of action. Then, without hesitation, I dove straight towards the ground at breakneck speed. My sharp talons extended instinctively, reaching out to grasp onto anything within reach. In this case, luckily enough, it was hold of her long flowing brunette locks. A perfect handlebar indeed!
With all due respect to Mr. Roy, saving a whore requires quick thinking and decisive actions – much more than simply accomplishing 'just one thing'. Sometimes, it takes getting dirty, doing whatever needs done to protect those too weak to defend themselves. Likewise, maybe instead of focusing solely on achieving singular goals, politicians ought consider embracing multiplicity; afterall variety spices up everything including legislation & policy making. Just saying..
Anyway, back to my thrilling adventure midair ride while holding tight onto Ms. Daisy Chain’s lusciously silky mane. After gaining altitude again safely away from potential predators lurking nearby and unseen dangers such as rattlesnakes etc., I carried said sweet innocent soul delicately yet firmly, placing her gently near safety.
And as soon as her feet touched solid ground, Ms. Daisy Chain threw herself into my wings, sobbing uncontrollably. Her gratitude was overwhelming, almost bringing a tear to my stone-cold eyes. But alas, there wasn't time for sentimentalities. I reminded myself that danger still loomed large, especially considering the fiend responsible for her abduction might return at any minute. So, keeping watchful eyes peeled, I stood guard beside her till reinforcements arrived.
As expected, local authorities showed up promptly thanks to the discreet SOS signal I activated during the rescue operation. Upon seeing the police cruiser approach, Ms. Daisy Chain gathered her composure and thanked me profusely amid wipes of smudged makeup. Handshakes turned into hugs which felt oddly comforting given my feathery exterior. However strange it seemed, somehow, connections formed between species transcended physical appearances.
Once officers secured the area, they approached cautiously, guns drawn, questioning everyone involved. They commenced investigations surrounding the incident, promising to bring perpetrator (s) to book. True heroes work silently in shadows; thus, satisfied knowing justice prevailed, I spread my wings wide and vanished into twilight, awaiting next call for duty.
In closing, understand that saving someone isn't limited to grand gestures worthy of Hollywood blockbusters. Every act counts, regardless of scale. Empowerment lies within each individual choice to uplift others despite societal norms pushing otherwise. Stand tall, stay strong, keep fighting —because change begins with YOU. Oh, and please adopt fewer cats; trust me, birds appreciate that. Ta-ta for now!
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