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Several years ago, there was an illegal alien that was driving intoxicated during the very early morning hours. I noticed he was stopped in the opposing lane of traffic. I stopped to investigate. He was an illegal who could barely speak English. He was lost and couldn't find his way. I told him to follow me and I will guide him to where he needed to go.
As he was following me, I called 911. I spoke to the dispatcher and explained the situation. I led him to a gas station where sheriff deputies surrounded his vehicle and took him into custody. I saw his mugshot posted and he was being held for ICE and charged with a DUI.
I am still proud of what I did till this day. My state has very loose citizen arrest laws. I could have taken him into custody myself and drove his ass to jail.
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One time an illegal immigrant came to my restaurant for a Sunday brunch. We were all really nervous, but he seemed like he was in a good mood and just wanted a quick meal. When his order came back to the kitchen we were shocked to see that he wanted eighteen live trout in a bowl of guacamole, and our best hammer. The order ticket wasn't in the handwriting of Carol our waitress either, so we think he wrote it himself. Anyway we're a seafood restaurant so we happened to be able to accommodate him. None of us went up to see what he was doing at first because we started getting really busy, until we heard customers screaming and our head chef Ronald ran into the back telling us to grab a knife. Turns out the illegal was nailing the fish to his arms and legs and smacking them together spraying fish stuff all over our guests. I've never seen a man's jaw open so wide in my life as he vomited out Carol, who I guess he had eaten like a snake, and then he crab-walked up our concrete wall and onto the ceiling where he dropped an egg sac on the maître d' melting the flesh from his bones. The Mexican's eyes had gone red by this point and there were flames licking up from where his hair used to be. He uttered in a voice that seemed to come from every direction at once: "DAME UNA TARJETA VERDE" and then he grew to the size of the room, crushing everyone who wasn't lucky enough to get out of the way. We had to close the restaurant after that.
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I was only in the US for college (legally under a student visa, came back home to run my dad’s business after I graduated) but I’ve seen friends who are illegal and is overstaying their visas… They can’t even go out to travel, some of them even came from okay families back home - not rich but comfortable. Yet they’re choosing to stay illegally working shady jobs. I just don’t understand.