Should we replace left and right with port and starboard in politics?

"The captain left his red port on the right green board" was how I was taught to remember it as a small child. But now it's given me an idea. The word "Right" can also mean correct while "left" can also mean departed or the remains of something.

I think this gives the right a slight psychological edge because "a right idea" is the same as "a correct idea". I think you get my drift.

So why not replace the terms with port and starboard? Also I think we should use the terms on the road while driving.
Should we replace left and right with port and starboard in politics?
Should we replace left and right with port and starboard in politics?
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