How long will the new British Prime Minister last?

Well, that's it. The votes are in and being counted, and when we wake up tomorrow, we'll know who the new PM is. But it doesn't matter if you voted left or right there's one thing we in Britain can all agree on. No matter who wins, it's our duty to grind the bastard down and reduce them to tears.

Unlike the Americans, we don't worship politicians. We don't fly flags with their names on. We don't wear their stupid caps or merchandise?

Boris and May 3 years each, Truss 49 days, none made it to the next election. So can we do it again, just for a laugh.
How long will the new British Prime Minister last?
How long will the new British Prime Minister last?
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