Trump is way too old to be President. What should he do instead?

TOO OLD! What should Trump do now? VOTE!
TOO OLD! What should Trump do now? VOTE!

The chubby insurrectionist is very elderly. No candidate in the history of America has been this ridiculously old while accepting his party's nomination at the convention. If we don't include lying, the only "skill" Trump really possesses is assaulting women. And in 2024, this is frowned upon. So what should this disgusting fossil do now?

Trump should go back to being a lousy game show host.
Trump should simply retire and cheat at golf everyday.
Trump should focus on running his horrible shoe business.
Trump should divorce Melania and marry his dream girl, Ivanka.
Trump should eat McDonald's every meal and do food reviews.
Trump should go to jail now.
Nothing. It's time for Satan to call Trump home.
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Trump is way too old to be President. What should he do instead?
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