If you were evil, what would your plot be?

[Telekinetic-Potato]

I would go after world domination of course. And I'd have a cape, or I guess a trench coat. And only woman and fuck boys would be allowed to vote.

And anyone caught with too much cologne would get sent to their own state. Maybe Pennsylvania or north Dakota.

Also, anyone who says anything bad about me has to work at a supermarket. But a super boring one owned by old people where they get mad if they see you on your phone.

And everytime people vote for someone I don't like, I would give the dmv a billion dollars. Just so they can make everything even more complicated. In fact, Joe Biden would be in charge of the website that explains how it works.

And kamala Harris would be allowed to send anyone to jail she wants without a trial.

What about you?

[normalice]

Basically I would have godlike powers in the service of restoring balance but zero power when things are already balanced. This seems like justice and I would think of it that way but quite a few good people rely on imbalance to sustain themselves and I would be viewed as a villian to them when I took it away.

[Telekinetic-Potato]

Solid logic I guess, still kinda feels like a cop-out.

[NathanDavis]

I would not seek to dominate the world

I would just control it enough to enforce people getting along, which I am sure would be very unpopular...

[NathanDavis]

I do have to say though, my intrusive thoughts were yelling " just fucking ruin the entire world enough for nobody to want it anymore!! " as I was typing this, lol

[Telekinetic-Potato]

Haha I feel like a lot of people start out like "what? I'm not evil" and then after they start typing it's like "wait hold on"

[NathanDavis]

the evil part is to let it out... lol

[Telekinetic-Potato]

Yes, much better to joke around about it on the internet 🤔

[Agape93]

Take out political and social leaders, and leave "evidence" that the attackers were of a racial, political or social cause. Stir up division and hatred. Sit back and watch the world slowly unravel.

[Telekinetic-Potato]

Masterful plan

[Agape93]

Just a simple one.

[virtualwasp]

I would be like the Grinch, just my dog and I. Living together,

[Telekinetic-Potato]

Please describe your lair

[virtualwasp]

Wooden, minimalist-scandi, high ceiling, large windows, good seating, books and coffee machine.

[worldscolide]

I'd just steal everyone's left shoe and left sock. Then I'd steal all of the left shoes from all of the stores in the world.

Mwahahahahahahaha