If you were a super villain, what scandalous crime would you commit?

[NEW_YUKI]

[MrTuxedo]

I would most likely steal presidents crown and sell it on deep web, and would frame it to my nemesis, so the president will freeze him forever. I would then steal his secret formula and make his delicious food at my restaurant. I would serve mind-controlling buckets to customers, which I would later activate - giving me a whole town worth of slaves - after which I would transform our city into my personal city, in which I am the king.

Hopefully, no yellow or pink creature riding David Hasselhoff will be able to stop me.

[mrArcher]

Massive tax evasion, I guess.

[OceanMelon]

I don't know, I guess I would kill some people, stalk them, and play with there emotions to see how they act.

[ashkyl]

Robbery

[ashkyl]

*theft

[AmanoYin]

I'd wait for someone to finish lent rolling their clothes, then through fine dust at their clothes from the air.

[genericname85]

nowadays nobody bats an eye if you go into places with facemask and sunshades on. i'll use that to rob one bank after the other. they won't ever catch me, cause they won't ever know who i am.

[call_me_scar]

Break into peoples homes and leave a safety pin in their shoes that's been dipped in hiv blood as well as putting some of the blood in their milk and other things in the fridge

[Drumlin2001]

I'd break into a milk bottling factory and switch the labels between full fat and skimmed

[xichuwangwai]

I'd probably commit no crime. Only because I'd be a lazy super villain. No, wait, I'd be a super lazy villain.

[sboy0818]

I'd steal the crown jewels from the queen of England

[JimboGB]

I'd Change the dong of Big Ben to a quack quack, just to see the look on people faces.

I'm more of a wind up than a criminal 😆

[Liam_Hayden]

I'd probably put BLM and Trump 2020 stickers side by side on cars so people would become paralyzed in confusion.

[coffeewithcream]

I would turn all MAGA hats backward and write on them, "I sucked a Liberal's cock! MAGA!"

[Nawawee]

Rob banks, rob the world of natural resources so that the presidents of the world have to pay me to use the resources

[Hotboy_booblover]

I will press all the boobs of beautiful girls in the word in a day..

[Anonymous]

Crest my own fund me under an innocent name to see how much money I could get

[Anonymous]

Take over the world; not entirely a criminal act in and of itself. But the scheme may require some.

[ItsTheNephilim]

Bring down the system to its knees.

[Victor1212]

I will kiss you
Yuki...

[Dinosaursandanime65]

That's not a crime, it's sexual harassment (I think)

[NEW_YUKI]

@Dinosaursandanime65 😂😂😂

[Gwenhwyfar]

Stealing Anne of Austria’s diamond studs

[Agape93]

The destruction of the power grid.

[magiusX26]

end it all. world erradication

[Dinosaursandanime65]

Just kill a few skin bags, nothing big

[clampfan101]

What about an antihero? :)

[LampaDuck]

Stealing candy form kids

[abc3643]

Voting Republican.

[lsjr16]

I’m not sure