If you could commit one crime in your life, what would it be?

[Danny_dan92]

This is going to sound dark and sinister.


But I would kidnap a serial pedophile or sex offender, and give them a very slow and painful death…


Before anyone tells me “that’s cruel and inhumane” ask yourselves this. Is it humane for them to rape and or molest other people or children? Exactly. Thus they deserve to suffer

[aceleon]

too many choices even though i already commited many like assault, injuring, trespassing, underage drinking and driving, vandalism, burning property and things, robery etc etc.

i am between this 3

murder: i have people i would very much like to kill

rape: sorry not sorry but even if i am good at it, i am not very found of games or chasings, rape might mean an awfully sinister thing to you and everyone else, to me it looks like 2 thing

- easiest and shortest way to get whomever i want

- a crime and sin i have no interest in commiting because it issooo not worth the sentence i would have or the suffering i will have at hell

robing a bank: which i will probably choose, not that i give any damn about money and have any desire to become rich but i also don't wanna work either, being rich means never working for me, not a dream comming true but just having the freedom of not doing things i don't wanna do.

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[rigmarole]

You're full of shit. You're asking questions about "if you could commit one crime" as if there is anything stopping you in the first place, yet you think you'd not only jump to murder for your one crime, but you'd elevate it to kidnapping and torture... You ain't got it in you.

[Danny_dan92]

Lol I have been trained by my government to kill people. You do not know me buddy.

[rigmarole]

What country is that the Republic of Delusional Homosexuals. of the Internet?

[Danny_dan92]

The united states. Fuck wad

[rigmarole]

Sure bot. Why don't you add a few more numbers after your name when you finish playing with your G. I. Joes.

[Danny_dan92]

Lol probably don’t even know the difference between the M4A1 and the M27

Stfu before I remove you

[rigmarole]

Ah is your Chinese censorship gene kicking in pussy? Can't face reality. Why don't you go eat some dog sum yum.

[Kelley1]

Bomb the Capital Building during the State of the Union Address and thereby restore freedom for the people living in the USA.

[Danny_dan92]

Drain the swamp

[Kelley1]

In effect.

[Danny_dan92]

As a former service member. I hate politicians. Send our young to go fight and die for personal gain.

Fuck these clowns.

[Paris13]

Well, NOT MURDER. Maybe Robbing a Bank. lolxxoo

[Paris13]

Thanks, Gag. xxoo

[Danny_dan92]

Sorry lol I never select MHO lol don’t take it personal

[Paris13]

@Danny_dan92 lol!!! I never Do with Anyone, hun... But you Get Brownie Points if U DO.. Of course, You are Master. lol!!! xxoo

[AviatorTom]

I'd break into some very shady business that preys on people, gather up all the cash and securities that I can find, and force them into bankruptcy. The cash and securities would magically show up, anonymously, at various charities.

[Apple1996]

I'd do the same as you. Snatch up some chomos and torture them to death 💀

[exitseven]

I would take somebody out. I am not sure who deserves it the most.

[MemeSupreme]

steal the declaration of independence

i want to be nicholas cage...

[GuyAnswersGirls123]

I'd love to try Psilocybin (magic mushrooms). I heard it can be life-changing for some people, but it's treated as a narcotic here in Japan.

[_Maya_]

@GuyAnswersGirls123 Aww shoot. When I heard mushroom I had a different idea. Still magic.

[GuyAnswersGirls123]

@_Maya_ Get your mind out of the gutter! 😭 I've heard the use of this mushroom (not the one you had in mind!) can have very therapeutic effects when used in a controlled settings.

[_Maya_]

Gutter? They are therapeutic if you want to look at like that. I am always in control of them.

[slatyb]

Go to Oregon.

[GuyAnswersGirls123]

@_Maya_ I think I totally set myself up for that response. 😂

[GuyAnswersGirls123]

@slatyb That might make an interesting vacation. I miss smoking weed a bit as well from the US. I only tried a few times but I found it way nicer than alcohol.

[_Maya_]

@GuyAnswersGirls123 you totally did. Just ask @BoopBoopBeep how this goes. Down the rabbit hole.

[GuyAnswersGirls123]

@_Maya_ I got excited when you said "hole". They can be quite therapeutic as well. 😅

[_Maya_]

😆😆

[BoopBoopBeep]

@_Maya_ It'd be where the rabbit stores all the mushrooms I'm pretty sure. just pop em down the hole.

[RainbowMarinade]

To steal one penny from every bank account in the world.

[FunkyMonkee]

Take a Louisville Slugger to my ex-sister's head and park her head in the cheap seats!!

[Danny_dan92]

Ex sister?

[FunkyMonkee]

After she did what she did to mom & I, I have no use for that worthless piece of shit!!

[Danny_dan92]

Holy shit brother… I hope things get better man.

[FunkyMonkee]

So do I, thanks but, I seriously doubt they ever will!! Mom left a new will saying that I get the house because she didn't want me thrown to the street or the house sold and that's EXACTLY what those two greedy cunts did!! In the process, I lost at least a million dollars worth of stuff I'll NEVER be able to replace!! And, because of that, I'm kinda stuck here at my aunt's tiny house and now, I have to pay back her mortgage that she took out 3 weeks before she died so she could throw away MORE money to her scammer buddies!! NOW, my greedy ex-cousins want THIS house!!
When do I get to live MY life?

[Danny_dan92]

Fuck man… I’m sorry to hear that. Unfortunately mothers will typically side with their daughters regardless of their actions. I can kind of say this because my sister did something very foul.. so foul it made my dad cry and he forced her out the house, eventually time healed wounds and they allowed her back in, but my mom the whole seemed to sympathize for my sister. And their bond is incredibly strong.

My prayers to you man, life has it’s ups and downs tho. Keep your head up, karma will bite them very hard someday

[FunkyMonkee]

Not this time, the reason she changed the Will was because she caught them stealing from her and she knew she could trust me. I spent at least 2 years of my life taking care of her before she died. They just wanted to toss her into a home, somewhere!

[CozyCoffin]

I'd skim 10 cents off of every bank account in the world and give it to me. Who's going to miss ten cents?

[ChicoFromThe305]

Maybe what I didn't manage to accomplish, a jewelry heist.

[jamesgoldman]

I'd say something involving fencing moody gold but thinning out the scumbags would be better

[Anonymous]

Sodomy. My wife and I hope we never get caught.

[Danny_dan92]

That’s a crime?

[Opinion Owner]

It is in the state we live in.

[Anonymous]

Does it count as a single crime if I attack and dismantle a drug cartel (John Wick style) and take all of their cash?

[Danny_dan92]

Sure, cause that’s murder. Albeit a very badass thing to do tho

[Opinion Owner]

Several counts of murder over a long period of time. As it would be a lot of work to get through all of the members.

[Danny_dan92]

The drug cartel is like extremist groups. They’re like a hydra. Cut one head off another one grows. Only catastrophic damage will end these groups.

I’m with you on this though, they’re responsible for the deaths of hundreds of thousands of people.

[serenalovesramen]

i have many thoughts rn

[Danny_dan92]

It’s ok Serena, relax. Take a deep breath, stir the ramen.

[serenalovesramen]

i can’t stir the ramen

[Danny_dan92]

Lol, right… broken hand

[serenalovesramen]

wowwww what a bully

[Danny_dan92]

Ahhh don’t worry. Good thing is bones can be repaired lol don’t stress

[serenalovesramen]

i got to wait fucking 6-8 weeks with this bullshit cast

[Danny_dan92]

RE-LAX. Everything is going to be ok

[serenalovesramen]

nope im done for

[Danny_dan92]

Serena

[serenalovesramen]

what

[Danny_dan92]

You are literally having a panic attack over something that is temporary.

Here’s a few options.

1. Don’t punch a wall over losing on a game.

2. Ask your parents for a punching bag for Christmas.

3. Punch your pillow.

[serenalovesramen]

you sound like this guy i visited

[Danny_dan92]

A guy you visited.

[serenalovesramen]

yeah some anger thing loool

[Danny_dan92]

An anger management counselor? Hmm… not surprised serena. Not one bit

[serenalovesramen]

wooooooooow

[Danny_dan92]

SERENA!!! Relax damnit! Don’t break the other hand smh

[Danny_dan92]

It’s not worth it

[serenalovesramen]

if i lose again i will

[Danny_dan92]

Nope. Otherwise you won’t be able to stir your ramen at all

[serenalovesramen]

ill make someone stir it for me

[Danny_dan92]

Makes sense I’m sure you have a loving, supportive family

[serenalovesramen]

yessssss

[Danny_dan92]

That’s good, it’s important having a good support system. (No pun intended)

[Biya123]

Murder

[Danny_dan92]

Your ex?

[Biya123]

Yes offcourse

[Danny_dan92]

That’s aggressive

[naartjie]

Do 2011 Silk Road all over again

[DottyGal]

Rig a lottery machine and get away with it

[Yannae]

Go back to my hacking days.

[Danny_dan92]

Why did you like participating in that?

[Yannae]

To see if I could and how much I could get away with.

[Danny_dan92]

Tsk. Not good

[Yannae]

I know I know. It was call centers, the scamming ones. A monster to defeat a monster kind of thing.

[Danny_dan92]

Ah, in that case I applaud you. I hate those institutions.

[JacobJordan]

Hmmm probably best I don't say

[Subflics]

Probably one of those assaults in self defense

[DextroShade]

A massive heist that nets me millions of dollars.

[Amara_09]

Invade a country

[Danny_dan92]

Oh yeah? Which one?

[Amara_09]

All of them on earth

[Danny_dan92]

All of them huh? I’ll look out for UFO

[Amara_09]

Lol, I am just that greedy. I want everything

[slatyb]

I would kill Trump.

[slatyb]

I take that back. I would kill Putin.

[DarkLegacy]

Would that count as a crime though, he is probably the most wanted man on the planet right now.

[Danny_dan92]

I rather kill Biden. He’s got one foot in the grave anyways, ease his suffering

[electromagnetic]

Murder

[Dongie]

Rob Fort Knox

[DagonbroughtMehere]

Jaywalking.