If you were a criminal, what crimes would you commit?

[ChicoFromThe305]

Speaking if you were, no self snitching of course 😂

[12karen]

Welll, while we're at it, I'm going to share my last crime, I was chilling at home last Wednesday and I got bored and I had the wonderful idea of killing someone, no, I wanted to make someone suffer, killing is so easy and not fun, so I went out, I drove around everywhere then I saw this person, I don't know her name but she was pissing me off, so I kidnapped her and asked her to choose if she could kill me, what would she do, she told me she would strangle me, it was too easy but her voice irritated me, so i ended her life quickly, i wonder why my boyfriend cheated on me with her, she couldn't even find a funnier way to kill someone, pathetic.
Have a good day

[12karen]

I would steal from people who get rich without having made the slightest effort to give money to those who really deserve and need it

[ChicoFromThe305]

😫😫😫

[12karen]

do you need some good ideas on how to kill someone? I can help 😎

[ChicoFromThe305]

I'm well aware of how to do such things, here it takes it bit more of effort cause police are more nosey lol

[12karen]

As long as you know how to turn a murder into an accident or suicide it's no big deal, one time I was about to get caught but they ended up finding the fake suicide letter I wrote lol

[ChicoFromThe305]

Why are you self snitching dude, shut up 😂

You are legit giving me a full on summary of your crime lol

[12karen]

Haha 😂😂 , I just shared 0,1% of my crime, I forget some, I'm just like, whose that finger belong, nevermind I'll put it with the ear I found

Irl, I can't even kill a roach 😭😂

[ChicoFromThe305]

You are lucky I'm not some corrupt cop or I would've looked for a case that matches your description and you would be eating in a cell 😂

[12karen]

Nah, you'll put that innocent girl in jail not me, I have like ten diff fake id, I need to be careful yk.
Now that you know I'm a murderer, I need to get rid of you, would you like a vacation, I'll take care of everything, the travel, the food, the hotel, whatever, all you have to do is going on vacation and let everyone know you're on vacation so they don't have to worry

[ChicoFromThe305]

Free vacation sounds good and not suspicious at all, I think I'll leave my gun at home too and everything, ill even walk through the alleyways on my way to the hotel to avoid any unnecessary attention 😇

[Bagerl]

Vandalism like graffiti to make public stuff not so damn boring. Benches, light poles, trash cans, whatever is depressing and colorless. I am going to make it look happier.

[ChicoFromThe305]

Sounds like a wonderful goal for crime 😂

[andreasderjuengere]

I would or already practice:

- unarmed bank robbery

- tax fraud and tax evasion

- not use facebook, twitter, instagram and such

- civil disobedience about traffic, behavioural and linguistic expression ''laws''

- ignore immigration ''laws''

- resistance against policemen and similar ''System''-minions

- damage or destroy public property such as certain traffic lights

- damage or destroy private property once I have personal reasons towards its owner/s

- run a ''justified crimes academy''

- non violent 'racism' towards selected ethnic groups (unrelated to ''colour'')

[Chazmatazz269]

If i were a career criminal, i’d definitely choose to be a Robin Hood type thief.
I’d take care of myself too, but i’d definitely arrange the transfer of wealth in the right direction for a change! Ell oh ell!

[PeachyPie93]

Well my choices are:
Deal drugs
Steal from the rich
Be a vigilante
Kill prostitutes and escorts just for fun

[ChicoFromThe305]

Very creative indeed 😂

[PeachyPie93]

Lmao glad you think so 😂😂

[ChicoFromThe305]

😂😂

[Jennz6]

@PeachyPie93 what is wrong with the prostitutes?

[PeachyPie93]

@Jennz6 Everything.

[desidoll]

Something to do with drugs because it brings a lot of money lol.

[ChicoFromThe305]

Excellent choice, drugs does make a lot of money, the only cons would be the competition and what that competition brings lol

[TheRealPepperPotts]

I'm a former Black Widow and my real name is Irina Matanova, but I'm working for SHIELD now because they had an opening after Natasha Romanov gave her life for the universe. I'm trying to honor her sacrifice and use my unique set of skills for the good guys undercover...

[MemeSupreme]

totally wouldn't go over the speed limit going to/from work and i NEVER would do illegal drugs

never in my life... im a saint

[ChicoFromThe305]

You probably already do both of those things but your eyes are so shiny I almost believed you were a saint for a second 😂

[MemeSupreme]

nope i never have broken a law IN MY LIFE

these eyes are shiny for a reason. im like a nun at this point

[MemeSupreme]

and if i were supposedly doing it... can't self snitch ofc

[ChicoFromThe305]

Sounds like it can go either way to tbh, now I'd which one to believe 😫

[electromagnetic]

For sure stealing cars, ID frauds.
Embezzlement.

[ChicoFromThe305]

Sounds like some good money moves 😂

[jamesgoldman]

Fencing, money laundering and killing sex offenders but that's just for fun

[ChicoFromThe305]

Interesting choices lol

[4ngelic]

mainly theft for sure and white collar crimes. basically $ shit

though i could maybe do some vigilantism, hitwoman stuff or maybe participate in the drug trade if it was profitable

[ChicoFromThe305]

So theft on what, what would you steal 😂

[4ngelic]

money, clothes, random shit i want

[Miah04]

Stealing guns from people named chris while they were at work

[ChicoFromThe305]

Now I know to just take them with me 😌🖕🏼

[Miah04]

😂😂

[9in_Serpent]

A serial killer who only targets very rich people lol

[ChicoFromThe305]

Sounds like a reachable goal lol

[SotiCoto]

Do we get to pick any crimes imaginable?

In that case... Total Anthrocide. The complete and utter annihilation of humanity.

[JacobJordan]

Assault, murder, manslaughter, torture maybe.

[Jennz6]

Steal from the rich and give to the poor like Robin Hood

[12karen]

Love your idea

[DrPepper12]

Definitely property theft. That's ez. Probs fraud. Also ez.

[OddBeMe]

Those against whom I’d consider deserved.

But I guess all criminals do that, just less logical. Like serial killers who hate prostitutes.

[msc545]

None. I've worked in a prison. I never want to be an inmate.

[laly520]

killing every rapist, pedophile

[ChicoFromThe305]

Excellent choice 😂

[Madlc]

That’s something that I could include in my hitman contract.

[MsProsperity]

Murder and Bank robber

[ChicoFromThe305]

Sounds like a good money opportunity ha

[DarkLegacy]

Crimes to punish those that wrong me

[ChicoFromThe305]

Sounds understandable lol

[DarkLegacy]

Yep lol

[euniestars]

To much to count

[ChicoFromThe305]

*pats head*

[euniestars]

What’s the worst crime

[ChicoFromThe305]

No idea

[euniestars]

u seem like the type of guy to do it

[ChicoFromThe305]

Well I wasn't always on the right side of the tracks but I am now 😇

[euniestars]

Good

[butterfly_nake87]

Bank robbery

Kill politicians

[ChicoFromThe305]

Lmao.