What criminal would you want to be if you could get away with it?

[Simslover92]

For me, it's a cat burglar like Catwoman.

[Chazmatazz269]

If you think about it, pretty much all “superheroes” are actually criminals. They’re just popular vigilantes. Batman is a criminal. Superman is a criminal. They all are. I have always luv’d the Hulk because he seemed to be the only one who actually felt bad about what he has to do to save the day. Plus he’s the strongest there is! Ell oh ell!
I would definitely be some sort of vigilante. Taking out gangs, freeing their slaves, destroying their drugs, and keeping their money. It surprises me that there aren’t already people doing that.

[strateguy632]

Not really for example batman confronted a thug who tried to shoot so batman is self defense to stop the shooter.

[HawkPerception]

Easily "The Punisher" as he has the same view as me. He believes criminals are beyond redemption and should be put down. Sex traffickers, murderers, mobsters, etc. He kills them and makes the world a better place to live in.

[4ngelic]

a vigilante serial killer. i'd kill pedos, rapists, corrupt politicians, corrupt evil wealthy people, higher levels of narcotrafficking enterprises, human traffickers, classic murderers, and any other parasites in society. and also a hacker, that syphons money from the ultra wealthy (the bad ones at least) to use on myself and to help the country, diminishing their power in the process

[Agape93]

Vigilante like the punisher.

[Static_In_The_Attic]

It’s unlawful to remove a tag from a mattress if you are not the consumer so I guess I would want to be a mattress tag removing bandit.

[RandomGirl42]

Been there. Done that. How much time in prison do you think I'll get? ↗

[Static_In_The_Attic]

@RandomGirl42 As for prison time you are not going to get any because you are the consumer but if you are not the consumer that is another story. In your post you stated you removed it from your pillow not a mattress so under Section 7-37B Article 220 you will be ok.

Did you ever play Monopoly? If you have a get out of jail free card that might help.

[RandomGirl42]

No, but my dad knows the local sheriff 'cuz sometimes he gets homemade booze from us so that's almost as good.

[Static_In_The_Attic]

@RandomGirl42 Dad’s greasing the local sheriff, good for him & with booze as well. Hopefully the sheriff doesn’t drink & drive.

[RandomGirl42]

Harley Quinn

[MisterWack]

What would you do as Harley Quinn is the better question here lol

[RandomGirl42]

@MisterWack Oh, puddin'. That's a question best left unanswered. 😊

[MisterWack]

@RandomGirl42 Loved being called puddin’. However would love that to be answered 🤣🤣🤣
You seem so nice and sweet, so can’t imagine the evil hidden under the veil 😅

[OneViewpoint]

A practical criminal who only circumvents laws that need to be circumvented to deal with people who deserve to be dealt with when no other solution is viable and the benefit outweighs the offense.

[molonski2]

A massive white collar criminal who was top dog , but a number of steps away from the action , billions running though a series of accounts , unlimited funds , correct people paid off , hiding behind a traditional big business.

[Bricealan]

@Simslover92 Sounds exciting to me. Just watched a rerun of an old Steve McQueen movie- Thomas Crown Affair - He was a rich man that liked to rob banks at night somewhat like Cat Woman, no one gets hurt but you get a lot of money.

[DeeDeeDeVour]

I wanna be part of a team with very good comradery, like (Danny) Ocean's 11/12/13 or (Debbie) Ocean's 8, that can get away with extremely big heists.

[queenofcardio]

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[slatyb]

A white collar criminal who scams evil billionaires like Elon Musk and Trump and foreign oligarchs.

[Cyfris]

@slatyb His name was Robin Hood

[slatyb]

@Cyfris That's the idea.

[MikeMcMansion]

@Cyfris his real name today is Jeet Namadaduradura

[Staximus]

You forgot Bill Gates

[Cyfris]

@Staximus Taking STDs from epstein and spreading them to his wife?

[Ms_Facesitter]

A hacker. You could have criminals give themselves up. Vigilante justice.

[Agape93]

Technical vs kinetic. We got this in the bag

[lightbulb27]

I'd rather be like Batman, not a criminal but a whacko superhero with cool gadgets and cars and planes and stuff.

[DonaldDarko]

Punisher assuming he's considered a criminal. Doubtless he is by many.

[Maybe_Maybe_not]

Clearly someone stealing bikes, just payback you know.

[CalmUntilAbused]

Trompe-la-Mort, obviously. Aiding the righteous and tearing down the evil.

[strateguy632]

But selling the item is tricky. Also you can't wear stolen jewelry it can be identified.

[strateguy632]

Most of the crimes besides killing civilians, are not tempting. The only crime if i would not get caught is selling heroine or meth.

[MikeMcMansion]

Besides?

[exitseven]

I would like to be a big Crypto currency ripoff artist.

[strateguy632]

Like that new Jackie Chan film!

[Pohjolan]

I'd just assassinate tyrants starting with Putler.

[genericname85]

A very succesfull financial fraud aimed at very rich people.

[AngryCarl3]

I'd be an embezzler. The banks can afford it.

[Anonymous]

It would have to be the type of criminal act which is unlawful in the eyes of the criminal justice system, but lawful in the eyes of God. So it would probably be something that goes against the "LGBT" agenda.

[Bklynbadboy12]

I dont want to be a criminal at all the only thing I'd steal is a woman's heart

[Jennz6]

Is prostitution considered illegal?

[Simslover92]

Yes it is in the US

[Jennz6]

@Simslover92
Am I a criminal?

[Simslover92]

I don't think so. There are some parts in the US where it is legal though. I'm not sure where you're from but is legal in some parts.

[Jennz6]

@Simslover92
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[DryGermanGuy]

Auric Goldfinger.

[Finchie40]

Robbing banks if I could get away with it lol

[MissSunshine2]

A smooth criminal. Lol.

[Randomguy28]

If loving you n taking care of yours is crime then I definitely want to be that criminal 🥹

[Shiprex]

I would be an assassin

[KostasKouvalis]

Vigilante, like Dexter

[Staximus]

A hillbilly moonshiner

[msc545]

A bank robber.

[FreyaRed]

Warcriminal

[KostasKouvalis]

Nice😂

[MereAnarchy]

It's cruel to burgle people's pets.

[alice55]

same as you

[Mike_Hum]

Tony Soprano.

[Snakeyes7]

Tax evasion

[fish5505_87]

The riddler!