How much time in prison do you think I'll get?

[RandomGirl42]

Ok, I did it. I tore the tag off my pillow. I have no excuse except maybe my self-diagnosed OCD, ADHD and prolly a few other mental/emotional quirks caused by Youngest Child Syndrome, my narcissism and a few glasses of wine. I mean there it was, a law just asking to be broken and I couldn't help myself from defying the whole damn system. I mean, that's like putting a big "Do Not Push" button in front of me. Or a bowl of chocolate ice cream. What do you think is gonna' happen? Sure, leave the fox to guard the hen house and you'll come back to find an empty bowl of chocolate ice cream. That's what will happen. You've been warned.

So, let this written testimony serve as my... um... testimony. Or some legal jargon. I waiving my Miranda Rights.
'Cuz, I just know the Tag Police are going to be raiding my home to haul me off to my horrific fate at any moment now and I deserve it. That's right. I confess it all since I can no longer live with the horrific guilt of my horrific crimes. I admit it. I am a monster. For I have done this before. I am a serial tag tearer. The type nightmares are made of. Or at least b-grade, True Crime movies-of-the-week are made of. And they better get a damn good actress to play the role of me or I'm suing them all.

So, anyways, unless any of you know a good attorney who might try to get me out of it all on an insanity plea, I ask, How much time in prison do you think I'll get?

Actual simulation of, " Random: Confessions of the Serial Tag Tearer " - True Crime Movie of the Week!

Updates

4 mo

Thank you all for the love and support during these dark, trying times. Hopefully I can get granted special permission to still post on G@G from my cell on Death Row! 😊

[ohsheeT]

Well hope they dont send you to the prison that sews the tages on The pillow and mattress you might never get out. I will send you a cake with the hacksaw blade in it

Or you can tell them the truth you and your chicken had been drinking and he dared you ..

You could always wait for your sister to leave and change mattresses and pillows

No , you better not because she has that security chicken in her room

I can always try to talk to your chicken and if you can make it to the roof of the building, maybe your chicken could fly you over the fence.

But i'm not sure about that , because that chicken has so much alcohol in him , and he tries to peck a piece of food on the ground and he misses it every time I know he's in double vision

[RandomGirl42]

I should know better than to go drinking with the stoopid chickens!

[Chazmatazz269]

You are allowed to remove the tag from your own pillows and mattresses. You won’t be in violation of the law unless you try to resell them without the tags.
If you go to a friend’s or relative’s house and start stealing their tags, that’s no bueno. You probably won’t be arrested unless you go to a mattress store and start ripping tags off the goods there.
The real question is…
will you be able to sleep at night. If your guilty conscience is enough to have you imagining prison, you may never sleep again. Look at the bright side… “The Tell-Tale Heart” is one of Poe’s most famous works. Before your untimely demise, you’ll have the opportunity to become a published author!

[RandomGirl42]

"Crinkle-crinkle. Crinkle-crinkle" I can hear the tag loudly crinkling for all to hear, from the trash can where I tried to hide it.

[Chazmatazz269]

😂😂😂

[douride2]

You do know if you hadn't flapped your gums all over GAG no one would know about this indiscretion of yours. Quick close the barn door before the rest of the chickens get loose.

[RandomGirl42]

Oh, NOW you tell me! Think I can get this whole post redacted and removed before it can become actual evidence? I mean, I didn't officaly sign it or anything, right? I can say it was a forced confession?

[douride2]

I see you must have avoid the justice officers.

[DeeDeeDeVour]

Judge & Jury: "Life imprisonment!"

In prison, they'll assign you to the sweat shop where you'll be endlessly sawing tags onto pillows until you're lined up for death row.

[RandomGirl42]

Oh, the cruel irony of life.

[Twodogs0525]

I hate to say it but maybe invest in an exercise bike, you're getting chubby. I would have went anonymous but you don't leave that option, so, I'll just say, it's not me saying it, others are saying it. I think you look spectacular!

[RandomGirl42]

It's just the lighting! They photographed my bad side! 🤣

[Beckybooboo]

Do you have any good attorneys in the sticks or do you have to travel to the city? Or maybe the local mechanic also practices law? 😂😂

[RandomGirl42]

Oh! Good thinking! And then he could bribe the judge with a free oil change or something!

[jeremy_09]

Why does no one ever understand, the law against removing tags from pillows only applies to the manufacturer and others in the distribution process. It doesn't apply to the end consumer, the person who buys the pillow to use (as it says right on the tag).

[purplepoppy]

Not long, they tend to execute tag renovers pretty quickly these days.

[RandomGirl42]

um... that's not really as reassuring as you might think but TY.

[Sunrising]

I've got contacts in high places that can help you with your predicament.

But you need to promise you won't be a bad girl again, and stay on the straight and narrow, and your prison sentence will be overlooked on this occasion.

[Sunrising]

Regarding the update I hope you receive a reprieve from your terminal sentence, and you're given special permission to keep posting on GAG's, but for now I'm here to send you my questions, my opinions, and DM's.

[Bricealan]

@RandomGirl42 Probably about 10 years at hard labor in Alcatraz, after President reopens it.

[Bricealan]

@RandomGirl42 could be WORSE if you tore the tag off of a mattress

[RandomGirl42]

um... I've been legally advised to not legally reply to this comment and thereby incriminate myself further by admitting to tearing the tags off mattresses too. Oh, the depths of my depravity.

[Bricealan]

@RandomGirl42 so your gonna plead the 5th on that one! Come on, show a little backbone! I tear the tags off of EVERYTHING. 😁😁😁😁

[RandomGirl42]

Can I just drink the 5th instead? 🤣

[FreyaRed]

Sorry girl, I think it's over for you. I never heard that mercy was granted to tag remover. You're eloquent, maybe you should write a petition for mercy to your El Presidente.

[MisterWack]

The do not remove tag on mattresses or pillows are for the manufacturer and sellers to follow, not the consumer.
You’re all good!

[MisterWack]

I also stand by the right of the consumer to do whatever they please once the transaction between the consumer and business has been initiated. Modification and alteration included meaning so, does removing a tag from mattress or pillow God willing.

[BCRanger10]

Until the end of time. It's been fun knowin' ya!

[NathanDavis]

if that's a crime... then I'll get six or seven consecutive lifetimes...

[RavVid]

I think you could get away with just 5 years.

[msc545]

If you plead guilty and testify in a way that suggests you have diminished capacity, I would still say it would be about three years, give or take six months for good behavior.

[exitseven]

it depends. If it was premeditated you could get life without parole.

[Bklynbadboy12]

You just had to do it! You knew it was wrong be you did it anyway. I hope they show the book at you. Two whole day of you sewing tags back on that have been ripped off🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[WonderingManII]

I think they are going to give you life in prison for that.

[Massageman]

Look for "except by the consumer" on the label.

[Batsy01010101]

My guess life behind bars doing hard labor breaking boulders with a sledgehammer while wearing chain cuffs and chain ankle cuffs so you don't escape

[123459876]

Well I got bad news for you you're probably looking at life with no parole no chance of getting out early

[beefcakebradybatson]

If you're black in Texas, you may get the electric chair !!!

[Kingofkings1992]

Stop being a whiny little victim lol

[Agape93]

Oof they're bringing the guillotine

[MrChinaski]

Not nearly long enough...

[Dargil]

Death sentence.

[MidnightRivers]

An asbo and community service for this 😅

[guesswhereivebeen]

Holy shit your going to be doing a dime at least

[eagle1951]

ou

ll get the chair

[Jeff51]

Ohhh. Im calling the cops. Lol. Jk

[dougeats]

😂😂😂

[Jerre]

6-9 months

[Jerre]

@RandomGirl42 Thank you for the Like

[Kingofkings1992]

Lol.