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@exitseven has the ability to catch sarcasm 32 miles away. I'm not sure if he's using Doppler radar or he's just juicing. But I reported him to the mods.

@dongie Agrees with me that the smartest people on Earth are dogs! They just are!

Timmy: I saw you on the news today. You were awesome with that assault rifle.
Dongie: Well, they were jaywalking.
Timmy: Well, they had it coming. Any of those Snausages left?

Dongie: Yeah, I love those things!

I met a guy who asked if I wanted to come over and see his tarantula collection.
Me: A collection?
Him: Yes.
Me: How many is a collection?
Him: 20 so far.
Me: And you collect them on purpose? They make sprays for that.
He didn't catch the sarcasm.
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