What's Wednesday's post-election headline going to be in USA for conservative media? Liberal media? Center/moderate media? What about intl headlines?

[DrPepper12]

Get those creative thinking caps on! We've got a deadline to meet!

Poll is just for shits & giggles!

Trump wins! MAGA has control of congress

Harris wins! Dems have control of Congress.

Trump wins! Congress is divided.

Harris wins! Congress is divided.

We're not gonna know who won but here's the headlines I want to see!

[Dongie]

The polls show Kamala with a 40 million vote lead.

Elon Musk has just made a statement," Well, well, it seems we've caught a few fraudsters. 3,317 in Arizona and that's the small numbers. In Pennsylvania we have apprehended 16,974, and these are all foot soldiers that I'm reporting. The elected officials along with buerocrats will be sorted out tonight.

Along with Michigan, Minnesota and Georgia the tally increases to 145,673.
So with the big shots we're looking at nearly 200,000 for certain for the gallows."

He continues,"With all the illegal votes and fraudulent cast votes it negates 86,987,323 votes leaving Kamala with162,467 votes total to DJT's 137,849,611 legitimate votes. I guess we DO have a landslide." 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Anonymous]

The Xenomorphs won and the Predators have control of congress

[katiesmuff]

Headline should read! Thank god this election is over with and we don't have to listen to all the hate and crap from commercials again for another two years. Election results will be available in March or April after all the court challenges are sorted out.

[supercutebutt]

After his loss, Donald Trump divorces Melania and marries Mr. Microphone.

"Oh, Mic. I love you."

Hang Mike Pence!

Blow Mike Rophone!

[bobby_bush_eater]

Opens Twitter, sees both sides simultaneously freaking out that their winning and losing and sees ads and arguments everywhere...

Tbh I haven't a fucking clue, I voted but I honestly don't like speculating because the basis of me picking either side is purely random and idc for polls of 5k-50k people, I'm not gonna track all that crap. I'll accept who is president and go on with my life.

[lightbulb27]

Trump declares victory in spite of loss

Harris says she will serve all and declares winner.

Russia detonates EMP weapon in...

Germany calls up military reserves...

[AviatorTom]

My gut feeling...

"US Election Too Close to Call"

Media will not want a "Dewey defeats Truman" repeat

[exitseven]

MAGA and America win. Thousands of little heads explode in response. Film at 11.

[molonski2]

Harris and the Dems can't win , far behind in the swing states , that being said Congress will be divided , which is probably a good thing.

[RedInnocent69]

Not sure it will be known the same night, and that’s okay. Every ballot needs to be counted.

[Likes2drive]

Another 4 years with nothing changing because Harris wins since mostly women voted

[andreasderjuengere]

How about: ''Different day - same Shit'' ?

[SweetDripp]

Conservative media? What's that? 😂

[Jennz6]

Trump wins