What is With some Door Greeters (Maybe All?) now at Walmart in not Wanting to even Shake Hands for the Holidays?

[Paris13]

***My greeter Friend Tony stepped back when I Tried to Shake Hands with a Gloved Hand. lolxxoo

[Surely]

As already stated. You have no idea where any of those hands have been nor what they might have touched. Best for everyone to just say Hello and Merry Christmas! If they get insulted. Then too bad!

[hahahmm]

While this is true, I try not to think about it too much because it would mean every package I buy at the store has been touched by at least 5 people some of whom were sick store workers/cashiers. I do make it a habit to clean my hands every time I leave a store or someone's home tho. Too many pigs out there

[Surely]

@hahahmm That is true. Imagine trying on undergarments?
Now imagine how many actual hands the greeters directly touch. Now think about how many hands that the greeters indirectly touch. Just like sex!

[Paris13]

lol!!! Gloves Accept your Aologies. lolxx

[Surely]

I don’t usually wear gloves! 🧤

[Paris13]

lol!!! Need more of my Phone time? xxxxxxxxxxxxx

[Astarlessnightsky]

Da fuck is a door greeter?

Is it literally someone standing at the door greeting the customers? That sounds like my personal hell.

[DryGermanGuy]

It's an American thing. I don't get it either.

[Curmudgeon]

The door greeters are an extra level of security from shoplifting, with a friendly greeting approach. Basically they are "human shoplifter alarms".

[Paris13]

lol!!! Right On. xx

[Massageman]

Thinly disguised security people who will do nothing anyway, even when the store is being robbed. I was there- I heard the alarm tripped- I saw the thief run- I saw the "security" people shrug and do nothings else.

[Astarlessnightsky]

If you probably pay them minimum wage its understandable if they do nothing.

[douride2]

I have never in my life seen a greeter at Walmart shaking customers hands. Besides that you never know where some peoples hands have been.

[Flower7]

I have never seen this either.

[Paris13]

Mine are Gloved Most of The Time and He is a Friend. xx

[purplepoppy]

In my country you get a hug and a peck on the cheek.

[Paris13]

Ahh only in The UK. xxoo

[Levin]

Well, I guess most people are grotty.

However, your immune system, the great conspiracy theory, should keep you safe 99.99% of the time.

[Paris13]

Exactlyyyyxx

[NaultD]

You already shank hands with everyone touching the carts. Wiping away snotty noses. Gets gross really quick.

[Paris13]

Ahhh My Glove is now Unloved. lolxx

[just_a_potato]

When I'm told not to do something, I'm only tempted to do it more. This sign is not stopping me from chasing people down for that handshake.

[Paris13]

lol!!! He backed offf. xx

[andreasderjuengere]

I'm ok with it, Paris

https://www.youtube.com/embed/RGJUjRGHpxQ

[Paris13]

lol!!! Nice. xx

[katiesmuff]

I've never noticed, but I am seldom in a Walmart and doubt I would notice if I were.

[Paris13]

Okay Then. xx

[Likes2drive]

We don’t have any door greeters at Walmart’s here, but who would even shake their hand if anything maybe give them a fist bump

[hahahmm]

yeah, we only have door Nazis. They check your receipt on the way out, but they never check their friends'/family receipts. And they have a LOT of friends.

[Likes2drive]

@hahahmm oh yeah I know what you’re talking about

[Paris13]

@hahahmm lol I Never get Checked. xx

[slatyb]

Shake hands? That's weird. Why would you do that? Even friends mostly fist-bump these days.

[Paris13]

Tony may Not Bump or Hump. lolxx

[bananathunder]

you shouldn't shake stranger's hands. Especially ones that are shaking hundreds of other stranger's hands...

[Abbycado]

Me n you don’t have those here anymore lol.

[bananathunder]

@Abbycado I think that is everywhere. Isn't it?

[Abbycado]

That’s what I thought. We definitely don’t have them where you and I live.

[Paris13]

He is A Friend. xx

[oldpigg]

With all due respect, most of the people who go to Walmart are ugly and old.

[Paris13]

Um, This is a 40's Guy who is Cute and Black. lol And Religious. xx

[Wiredone]

It's sickness season. All types of viruses are going around. They don't want to get sick for the holidays

[Paris13]

Ohh, God forbid. lolxx

[llorando]

I have no clue, my local Walmart got rid of door greeters years ago.

[Paris13]

lol!!! Happy New Year. xx

[llorando]

Same to you.

[MittensWiggum]

covid, flu, h1n1, rotavirus, norovirus, herpes... do I need to go on?

[Paris13]

I Follow and Welcome To Gag and Best of Luck. My Gloved Hand Welcomes you Too. lolxx

[OddBeMe]

Pandemics can do that. Anf anti vaxxers shop at Walmart

He should set up at target

[Paris13]

Ahhhhh Target on His back now. lolxx

[Anonymous]

They're old and don't want your germs... I worjbih a casino, if you ever visit you'll notice dealers NEVER make physical contact with the players and RARELY touch their face. This is because we have all spent time on a dead spread thinking about the nasty things we've seen people do and how everything they touch is contaminated... 10-20% of nee dealers will get sick

The door greeyet at Walmart is 90 years old and don't want your coodies

[Paris13]

Ohh He is in His 40's... But paranoid since Covid of even a Gloved Loved Hand. lolxx

[Opinion Owner]

Well, still, humans are disgusting

[Anonymous]

What is it with you, Paris? You lacking some attention?

[Paris13]

lol!!! Nah, Just being Holiday Happy is All. He is a friend. xx

[exitseven]

covid has every, one freaked out

[Paris13]

Exactly. This One is really Off the Wall. lolxx

[chrissykerdock]

ok just as well

[Paris13]

Okay Then. xx

[Abbycado]

I thought Walmart did away with greeters.

[bananathunder]

they don't have greeters, but they do have people that stand in that area and check your receipts now

[Red_Arrow]

@bananathunder They are busy checking receipts and don't have time to act as greeters shaking hands.

[Paris13]

Min estill Have them. Some Did Do away with them. xx

[AviatorTom]

More flu outbreaks

[Paris13]

Yess, Maybe. xx

[Agape93]

They don't want to get sick

[Paris13]

Gloved Hand Hears ya. lolxx

[XXblack88]

I don't know new to me

[Paris13]

Thanks! xx

[Redstang88]

Did they ever do that? News to me

[Paris13]

Friend of Mine. Holiday Spirit. xx

[DrPepper12]

Is this a joke? Does Walmart really have this?

[Paris13]

Ummmm, Yes, Greeters and Paranoia. lolxx

[DrPepper12]

I've seen people of Walmart IRL n yt but greeters?

[Wise4myage]

Covid reasons?

[Paris13]

... I Think paranoid Too. lolxx

[Wise4myage]

Yeah

[Eleni0199]

I’m a target girl I don’t shop at Walmart.

[Paris13]

Ahhhhh Well Welcome to Gag and Best of Luck. xx

[Sabrina_Caleri]

I think that After the COVID many things changed

[Paris13]

Good Answer. Yes, This guy is a bit Paranoid now. lolxx

[KrakenAttackin]

You shake hands with greeters?

[Paris13]

Just my friend For a Holiday. xx

[RedInnocent69]

They would be sick all the time

[Paris13]

Ahhhhxx

[beefcakebradybatson]

They don't want to catch anything.

[Paris13]

Exactly... He ris Paranoid of Even a Glove. lolxx

[msc545]

Covid of course.

[Paris13]

Yes, He preaches the Vax. lolxx

[HДLILБΞУ]

@Agape93 same as what he says

[Agape93]

She. I have tits

[HДLILБΞУ]

I have breasts too

[Paris13]

@Agape93 lol!!! xx

[Agape93]

Breast tissue in men isn't the same, dumbass

[HДLILБΞУ]

don't talk be quiet

[Bklynbadboy12]

a lot has changed since covid

[Paris13]

New York style. lolxx

[Dargil]

Fear of disease.

[Paris13]

lol Pleeeze Sneeze. xx

[WowGIrl4ever]

Germs

[Paris13]

lolWow!!! xx

[Dongie]

Fear the germ.

[Paris13]

lol Fear no Glove? lolxx

[Jamie05rhs]

You never were supposed to shake their hand.