Elon hired a 19 year old computer genius named, Edward Coristine. (aka Big Balls)
The dork on Martha’s show focused entirely on his nickname. I mean, he couldn’t really sell his gripe based on the fact that American taxpayers don’t want their tax money going to drag shows around the world.
So I’m sending a text to Elon with my recommendations for nicks that the lefties won’t touch….
Whoopie
Cornpop
Audio Science
North West
Bear Blu
Moon Unit
Petal Blossom
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