What do you think about SPEEDY GONZALES arrested for THEFT?

[AviatorTom]

Cartoon character Speedy Gonzales

Has Speedy Gonzalezs been arrested for theft?

No, not the one pictured above... this one...

Human Speedy Gonzales

A 40-year old man named Speedy Gonzales (yes, that's his legal name!) has been arrested for stealing more than $3000 worth of goods from Walmart stores. He tried to hide smaller items in a larger item (trash can, mailbox) and only scanned the larger items at the self-checkout. He was previously charged with stealing checks from people's mailboxes and trying to fraudulently use them to buy goods.

What do you think about this?

Caution: Don't try to do what he did, the authorities are onto this technique.

[lightbulb27]

speedy needs to learn the game... steal a few things and get away with it. I've never bought $3000 worth of stuff at target or walmart.

he's running a business and the problem is stealing means someone stealing from you, and it's a cycle.

he can run around in jail cell amigo.

[DrPepper12]

Should have robbed Acme Co. They have cooler shit!

[purplepoppy]

Wonder if he'll meet his cousin inside Slowpoke Rodriguez.

[OlderAndWiser]

Is he a mental defective?

[MisterWack]

I literally fact checked this thinking it was a joke, but no Speedy Gonzales tried to pull a fast one on Walmart.

I thought this country was Looney Tunes before, now I definitely believe that. Though my belief, he should’ve been charged for a speeding violation in addition to charging him for taking the big cheese.

Don’t rat me out you bastard or else you’ll be in the hospital faster than Speedy Gonzales (from the Cartoons)

[Likestorizz]

As a Mexican I don't claim him he made speedy Gonzalez look bad. funny thing I also had a cousin nicknamed speedy too he was living this guys same life till he tried running away and got his life taken.

[exitseven]

I guess he wasn't speedy enough?

[Likestorizz]

@exitseven no haha my uncle in mexico told me that they were stalking him to take him out, they caught up to him in Tijuana and took him out. They showed him some real speed

[NathanDavis]

was he caught by that other guy... Coyote Peterson or something?

[Red_Arrow]

I think he is a crook. Not as bad as the ones in the White House, but maybe he can get a job there.

[MicroJ]

Apparently, he wasn't fast enough, ie "Speedy" 😂🤣

[blackeagle007]

He’s not so speedy after all he got arrested

[pacificopete]

I don't know about your guy, but the woke murdered the cartoon mouse.

[Lliam]

Not too speedy... or bright, apparently.

[jshm2]

Sounds like he'll be getting deported.

[exitseven]

Ariba, Ariba

[Bklynbadboy12]

Not to speedy in his old age huh

[Anonymous]

He pull a frito-bandido?