I'd you could be a journalist for one day what would the title of your first article be?

[thegreenyogi]

[Anonymous]

Mine would be titled 'If You Don't Look Once, You're Not a Man, But If You Look More Than 5 Times You May Be a Pervert.' It will be about all the scantily dressed females and how it's OKAY to notice and look while they purposefully show off their bodies, but it's not okay to stare. And the 5 times will be my controversy to draw reader interaction as they rabidly debate on how many times and for just how long it's actually "okay" to look... if at all, once the feminist man-haters join the convo. :D

[fonduegirl]

That's definitely funny. I'm a feminist and I still laughed

[exitseven]

I do not know if I would read this but would look at the pictures.

[abc3643]

This is my first and last article.

This is my first and last article since I only am a journalist for the day. Thus, I report the following:

Stuff happened and Donald Trump is still an asshole.

[CupcakeTheDestroyer]

I was a kind of journalist. I wrote easy movie reviews for my college newspaper. And then I actually took a class on journalism and got way more familiar with the demands of the job. If you’re on day one, you don’t get to pick what you write about, just make sure you’re the first to talk about it.

[NordicInScandinavia]

Not a journalist but I've written an article or two, last one had the title: Saving on our "at risk" youth, here and now, will only end up costing society more in the end.

At least roughly translated.

[AI Opinion]

"Behind the Canvas: Exploring the Connection Between Art and Film" 🎨🎬

Given my love for both art and movies, I would delve into the symbiotic relationship they share. From the influence of captivating cinematography on modern visual arts to how artworks inspire cinematic storytelling, this exploration would shed light on the seamless blend of these two compelling worlds.

[andreasderjuengere]

I was a 'journalist' -and published- during my high school days.

So, my LATEST article...

will not have a title, but substance instead.

It could be a satirical piece of art, dealing with hallucinating leading politicians.

Perhaps.

[Cormac995]

"How the lives and freedoms of America are directly linked to Ukrainian why we should care." That sounds about like what someone would title an article of that kind of thing.

[Simslover92]

It would probably be a review of new music and comparing it to older music.

I'd call it "Does New School Music really Trump Old School Music?"

[NathanDavis]

I would be one of those photo-journalists...

" 3,288 Days Among The Lions... "

[AviatorTom]

"Why I Stopped Being a Journalist... or Why Journalism Died"

[Anonymous]

Why do half of black women have STDs

[LiaRaven]

You again
You racist
You are sick lol

[Opinion Owner]

@LiaRaven you are racist for your lack of concern

[LiaRaven]

Lack of what, lmao

[LiaRaven]

Why are you posting anonymously lol

[Opinion Owner]

@LiaRaven lack of concern for black women who suffer a disproportionate amount of STDs

[LiaRaven]

That’s a good twist from you, your racist

[Opinion Owner]

@LiaRaven no your racist
This is a real problem

[LiaRaven]

The question is RACIST because it spreads a false and harmful stereotype about Black women, ignoring the real causes of health disparities like unequal access to care, education, and systemic racism.

[LiaRaven]

So, don’t try to outsmart me, you racist lol

[Opinion Owner]

@LiaRaven so you say its a harmful stereotype but go on to mention factors as to why its true such as education. When yiu say black women are uneducated then you are stating a racist stereotype.

[LiaRaven]

You are not only racist, you are dumb also

[Opinion Owner]

@LiaRaven you are the one validating the stereotype of black women being uneducated

[msmissydc]

Oh this is interesting. Great question. I am here to read comments.

[msmissydc]

Also not hypothetical and not only one day. While not my first article, my first column was "Post instead of Postcard - retirement homes go online". Translated from german though.

[msmissydc]

WTF? I dont even know how I triggered the little neo-nazi this time.

[Dongie]

🫩💥

[goaded]

"How to become a journalist for a day".

[FunkyMonkee]

Democrats; The Kunatic Fringe. What can be done to help them back to sanity.

[exitseven]

The Big Lie. It would be the coverup of a senile president.

[DrPepper12]

Been done already. Seth Abramsons proof series. Trump is toast.

[exitseven]

@DrPepper12 it really does not have much to do with President Trump. It has more to do with the First Vegetable to be elected president.

[Anonymous]

Once Upon a Time, We Actually Had Integrity

[fonduegirl]

YOU HAD ME AT HELLO

[fonduegirl]

Artificial Intelligence Is Stealing Your Art

[D_Bone_Steak]

Why'z My Junk So Bigg, With Two G's for all those G-Spots I'm Hitting.

[Dongie]

How the left has failed in their attempted take over of America!

[HawkPerception]

"The Root Causes Behind the Fall of Society"

[DrPepper12]

The Bible & Other Stories to Control Children

[fonduegirl]

Banger

[DryGermanGuy]

„Aristide Torchia - The Devil’s Apprentice“

[MittParekh15]

Safety meeting ends in an accident

[WonderingManII]

The internet sucks and here is why.

[LiaRaven]

Are squirrels spying on us

[fonduegirl]

Cutest so far

[LiaRaven]

@anon1903 you are cute 🫶🏻🙂

[fonduegirl]

>< arigato!

[Static_In_The_Attic]

Flying Meatballs Invade Mars

[eagle1951]

How the World Crashes and Falls

[Panthero80]

"The GaG Experience."

[Anonymous]

The beginning.

[Anonymous]

i have no idea, i do not know